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作者 標題 [無言] 小朋友，你喜歡籃球嗎!?
時間 Fri Sep 9 01:10:33 2011
剛剛晚上吃飽飽
去樓下散步 經過一個籃球場
剛好有一堆小孩在 "踢籃球"
球彈到坐著吹風聊天的一對老夫妻旁邊 於是小孩請他們幫忙撿
突然那男人大喊 :[ 小朋友! 投籃要靠膝蓋啊! ]
話一說完 就把球從三分線跳投
結果投到一顆空心球 還擲到其中一個在籃底附近的小孩
於是那小孩放聲大哭 哭得超慘烈
那男的摸著小孩的頭說 : [ 小朋友，你喜歡籃球嗎!? 你是男生，不可以被球打到
就哭喔!]
接著，那男的拿起籃球，不斷用籃球撞打自己的臉，再說:
[ 你看! 叔叔是男生! 被球打到也不會哭喔!]
那小孩說: [ 叔叔...我哭是因為那顆球剛剛沾過大便...]
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