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※ 本文為 angelplume.bbs. 轉寄自 ptt.cc 更新時間: 2012-06-13 20:25:43
看板 StupidClown
作者 mimunini ( 咪姆咪姆)
標題 [無言] 司機先生..
時間 Tue Jun 12 15:34:39 2012



(雨天的計程車好難等啊...)


好不容易等到一台車,
坐進後座,扣上安全帶,
開了大概3分鐘,司機先生轉頭看我一眼...

司機先生說:「小姐,您真是守法啊,一上車就扣安全帶,是乘客的好榜樣!」

我: 「還好啦..」

司機先生:「為了感謝您這麼守法....我也扣一下安全帶好了! 哈哈哈」 (喀擦!)



哈什麼意思的啦~?
本來以為司機先生會說,您這麼守法,我一定會安全將您送到,
沒想到是說他也會扣上安全帶...傻眼.....

要是我沒扣他也就不打算扣了嗎?  都沒在關心安全或是怕警察的嗎 XDD


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