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※ 本文為 graynoah 轉寄自 ptt.cc 更新時間: 2013-05-12 23:54:29
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作者 Lavchi (拉維奇)
標題 Re: [耍冷] 浪漫的盔甲
時間 Sat May 11 14:26:42 2013


武士歷經了一場凶狠的爭鬥後,傷痕累累的回到了家鄉

商人A:「來喔!人客來買喔!我販劍,旁邊的製杖」


商人B:「來喔來喔!我持盾,想要聖盔的隔壁就有賣喔!」




武士在市集繞了幾圈,看到一間元素商店,好奇之下便進去看了看

一位老先生匆匆跑進來:「聽說要戰爭了,我來捐金的給難民的」


老先生接著說:「對了,我隔壁的製鐘先生他想要買銀,你可..可以嗎?」


老闆:『不成不成,我們不賣銀的,等等你說隔壁的製鐘先生?

    他不是改製窗了嗎?應該很欠鋼才對』



武士左看右看,也沒他想要的東西便離開了

大街上武士碰到了以前的老戰友

武士:「這不是陳水兄嗎,近來可好?你還在煉柴嗎」

陳水:「哀.. 要戰爭了,不好煉柴阿!我最近都靠裝蜂過活,蜂蜜價格漲很多啊」

武士:「陳兄辛苦了,想十年前的戰爭我患了膽症,而你沒有,我才幸運逃過一劫

    不用為國家賣命阿,如果當年你也有膽症,今天也不用靠裝蜂過活了」


陳水:「哀... 千金難買早知道阿」

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1樓 時間: 2013-05-12 22:24:35 (台灣)
  05-12 22:24 TW
哈哈  推推台灣就是缺妳這種人才owo
2樓 時間: 2013-05-13 04:01:37
  05-13 04:01
三更半夜 害人大笑
4樓 時間: 2013-05-14 21:59:25 (台灣)
  05-14 21:59 TW
推了XD
5樓 時間: 2013-05-27 17:52:56
  05-27 17:52
收膽症
6樓 時間: 2013-05-27 18:17:45
  05-27 18:17
推黨證
9樓 時間: 2013-05-27 19:39:45 (台灣)
  05-27 19:39 TW
朝聖推XDDD
11樓 時間: 2013-05-27 22:32:42 (台灣)
  05-27 22:32 TW
大大 感問 膽症 是什麼
12樓 時間: 2013-05-27 22:42:05 (台灣)
  05-27 22:42 TW
黨證正夯,趕快辦一張 !
16樓 時間: 2013-08-19 22:07:50 (台灣)
  08-19 22:07 TW
黨證無敵
e)編輯 d)刪除 ^x)轉錄 同主題: =)首篇 [)上篇 ])下篇