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作者 標題 男子称自己上厕所时铅笔头被蛇咬(转载）
時間 2013年12月15日 Sun. PM 05:44:30
http://www.ltaaa.com/wtfy/11464.html
Sssssucksto be you, man.
老兄，你可真衰啊。
A manin Ghana claims he was using a public toilet when a 'big, black snake’ bit himon the tip of his penis on Wednesday.
周三，加纳一名男子说自己在上厕所时被一只黑蛇咬了铅笔头。
KwabenaNkrumah, 34, said the pain was intense, and that he ran out of the publictoilet screaming, "Snake! Snake! Snake!" which in turn caused othersusing the facilities to panic and flee, according to Ghanaweb.com.
这名34岁的男子说非常痛，并且快速跑出公厕，大声尖叫，“蛇蛇蛇”，这让还在上厕所的人惊吓不已，纷纷逃跑。
Nkrumahtold a local radio program that he thought that the pain on his penis wasnormal, until he looked down and saw the snake.
这名男子对当地电台说他以为铅笔上的痛是正常的，直到他低头往下看了一下才发现是被蛇咬了。
The publictoilet was reportedly "in a deplorable state," even without the snakeproblem.
据报道，即使没有蛇的问题，这个公厕也非常破败。
Althoughthis story is a rare exception, snake bites don't usually make the news. Menwho bite snakes, on the other hand, can be pretty memorable.
尽管这个新闻非常罕见，但是被蛇咬的新闻很少被报道出来。而如果是蛇咬人的话，那就相当令人难忘了。
Lastyear, a Nepalese man bit a cobra after it bit him first. He said he believedthat biting the snake until it died would make him immune to the animal'svenomous bite.
去年，一名尼泊尔人在被眼镜蛇咬后反把这条蛇咬死。他认为把它咬死后就可以对蛇毒免疫。
"Asnake charmer told me that if a snake bites you, bite it until it is dead andnothing will happen to you," he told the BBC.
“一名弄蛇人对我说被蛇咬后，要把蛇咬死，这样就不会被毒液毒死。”他对BBC说。
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919Fans· One good deed deserves another
Thesnake probably thought his penis was another snake, so he bit it, sounds likefair game to me.
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这条蛇可能以为它的铅笔是另外一条蛇，所以就咬了它，这倒是公平的游戏。
dukajoe
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Thisis my greatest fear.
13 DEC8:51 AM
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我最害怕发生这种事情了。
straightcleaner
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Theresonly room for one snake there. Im sure it was a territorial thing.lol
13 DEC7:32 AM
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一山不容二虎，肯定是为了争夺领地。哈哈
BlairS. (sstann56)
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hyperisn't he ??
13 DEC7:11 AM
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他应该很亢奋吧？？
SusanS. (Arizona_Sue)
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If thebathroom was that "deplorable" he should have just peed behind abush.
13 DEC5:38 AM
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如果这个公厕如此破旧不堪，那他直接在草丛里尿尿就好了。
FredH. (ForrestGrump)
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Youcan't blame the snake. It was just thinking it had found a mate, is all.
13 DEC4:54 AM
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你们不能怪这条蛇，它只是以为自己找到一个伙伴了，仅此而已。
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