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作者 標題 [囧rz] 我忘了鎖門......
時間 Thu Feb 7 00:06:13 2013
剛剛......小弟臨時起意，點開了A片看......
我媽突然走進來......其實我可以馬上關掉......
但是......我突然腦袋打結......不知道怎麼關......
於是，影片裡的女優叫了足足五秒鐘......
重點是......我原本要把音效按掉......卻越按越大聲......
我媽把折好的衣服擺在床上......出去了......
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夏日冷氣宜睡眠；
秋有蚊蟲冬又冷，
讀書只好望來年。
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