[轉寄]Re: [新聞] 街頭狂吼要性侵99處女　裸男想升等為巫師 - FW板

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標題 Re: [新聞] 街頭狂吼要性侵99處女　裸男想升等為巫師
時間 Mon Sep 19 22:06:10 2011

※ 引述《murray (無)》之銘言：
: 1.新聞連結:
: http://ppt.cc/SAxn
: 2.新聞內文:
: 馬來西亞首都吉隆坡昨天(18日)凌晨有一名外籍人士，全身赤裸跑進一棟5層樓高的民宅
: 騷擾住戶，不斷表示「要與99名處女交合，他才能晉級成為巫師，修練高深的巫術」。
: 但男子隨後被住戶鄰居追打約50公尺後遭到制服，他口中不停說要自焚，嘴中唸唸有詞，
: 似乎撞邪。

這個外籍人士被逮捕只能說活該

他根本跑錯地方

他如果不要去馬來西亞

一開始就來台灣

他可能現在已經是鄧布利多了....

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