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作者 標題 [joke] anti pick up lines
時間 Tue Jan 29 14:55:23 2013
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- I'd like to call you. What's your number?
- It's in the phone book.
- But I don't know your name.
- That's in the phone book too.
2
- Haven't I seen you someplace before?
- Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
3
-I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
-I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours
4
-Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
-Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
5.
-Go on ,don’t be shy. Ask me out.
-Okay, get out.
6.
-You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day.
-You look like a rapist.
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