[問卦] 外國人坐旁邊我該說什麼？ - Gossiping板

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作者 zx126126987 (Izumi)
標題 [問卦] 外國人坐旁邊我該說什麼？
時間 Mon Apr 6 11:12:20 2015

各位午安，
小弟我現在在做303自強號，
剛剛走了一個妹子後現在換成一位
手拿不是英文的小說的外國人，
我該如何跟他開啟話題呢？

啊，我男生19，對方也是男
請鄉民給我好的建議

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※ 編輯: zx126126987 (114.136.92.90), 04/06/2015 11:13:04

推 chriscarryu: 妹修幹某1F 04/06 11:12

他男，我也男。

噓 prog:2F 04/06 11:12

推 iSad56: 妹修幹謀3F 04/06 11:12

→ omena: ikea4F 04/06 11:12

→ TreeYellow: 跟他說哈囉咩5F 04/06 11:12

噓 deepdish: 沒圖6F 04/06 11:12

不好意思拍耶

→ tetani: welcome to china7F 04/06 11:13

→ valenci: 為什麼一定要理他？8F 04/06 11:13

→ EEERRIICC: hey dude wanna hang out with me?9F 04/06 11:13

→ Minio14: 幫他咬咬10F 04/06 11:13

推 Montgomery: 我肛門洗好了11F 04/06 11:13

→ Merkle: Taiwan Boy is as tight as girl. Do u wanna try?12F 04/06 11:13

推 dustree: fxxk off13F 04/06 11:13

推 renever: 豪啊由14F 04/06 11:13

→ Benbenyale: Do you make sure gun more with me?15F 04/06 11:13

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推 RClove0913: can you fuck my asshole?17F 04/06 11:13

※ 編輯: zx126126987 (114.136.92.90), 04/06/2015 11:14:23

噓 xinya707: 幹嘛跟人家裝熟18F 04/06 11:13

人家無聊想聊天，
上次跟一位中國爸爸聊天超開心

→ rererere147: 肢體語言19F 04/06 11:13

→ omena: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis20F 04/06 11:14

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噓 bisconect: 八卦是你是gay?23F 04/06 11:14

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※ 編輯: zx126126987 (114.136.92.90), 04/06/2015 11:15:27

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推 jacktypetlan: wanna see my cock? 然後給他看雞的圖片30F 04/06 11:15

噓 mike42: 噁心31F 04/06 11:15

→ a1684114: giant antikobedalampa32F 04/06 11:15

推 lesilo98: I'm pretty tight33F 04/06 11:15

→ HamalAri: fuck me 和 fuck with me 意思不一樣喔34F 04/06 11:15

推 gogobar: 認真推: 跟他說 fuck me from behind35F 04/06 11:16

推 Gunique: make sure more gun?36F 04/06 11:16

推 tetani: do you want to build a snowman?37F 04/06 11:16

推 honey0417: pavone? pollo?38F 04/06 11:16

推 bluesky95622: My PEN IS huge. How about u?39F 04/06 11:17

→ AllenHuang: rs40F 04/06 11:17

能不能不要跟性有關啊？
※ 編輯: zx126126987 (114.136.92.90), 04/06/2015 11:18:13

推 slkdsmv: may show gun more?41F 04/06 11:18

推 khuang: Is it good to drink?42F 04/06 11:18

→ hermanwing: 問侯他媽媽安否43F 04/06 11:19

推 HornyHorng: 問他哪裡來，為什麼 etc44F 04/06 11:19

噓 HC683150: 哩林跨買喇吼?45F 04/06 11:19

推 todaytheson: Hello. do you know r20?46F 04/06 11:19

→ tetani: 直接脫他褲子幫他含最快的交流方式47F 04/06 11:19

推 SayNoToPanda: 因為CCR過多我現在看到外國男生都有莫名的憤怒48F 04/06 11:19
→ SayNoToPanda: 請問我該怎麼調適才能化開心中的那團黑霧呢

推 lpbrother: 男男就是爽50F 04/06 11:20

→ zx126126987: 我覺得我好像問錯版了51F 04/06 11:20

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→ HornyHorng: 就說hi where are you from? are you here for busine53F 04/06 11:20

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→ SpringOcean: 喝飽!57F 04/06 11:21

→ HornyHorng: *business or vacation 之類的58F 04/06 11:21

噢，終於有認真的了，3Q

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→ scores: 修幹每60F 04/06 11:22

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→ taimu: = = 你本來就問錯板這能有啥八卦阿...62F 04/06 11:22

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推 arnold3: 屁眼癢癢的65F 04/06 11:23

※ 編輯: zx126126987 (114.136.92.90), 04/06/2015 11:24:05

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推 goldman0204: 妹哄幹喔?69F 04/06 11:24

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→ slkdsmv: 為什麼一定要搭訕啊76F 04/06 11:26

推 qoosky: My ass pretty tight,want to try?77F 04/06 11:26

推 CenaC: 國中課本前幾句問候詞拿出來亮相一下78F 04/06 11:26

推 NCUbighead: how old are u?(翻譯，how=怎麽，old=老，are u=是你79F 04/06 11:27
→ NCUbighead: ，全句翻譯，怎麽老是你。

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→ JuiFu617: can you fill me with your love82F 04/06 11:28

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推 KMTlikesshit: I feel so horny want me to give u blow job?84F 04/06 11:28

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→ JuiFu617: 鄉民英文程度瞬間變好86F 04/06 11:29

推 meta41110: 給版和cc尺是你的好選擇87F 04/06 11:29

→ KMTlikesshit: I am pretty good at it and my ass is tight as we88F 04/06 11:29
→ KMTlikesshit: I am pretty good at it and my ass is tight as we

推 Butcherdon: 右手食指叉左手ok的洞然後單手比590F 04/06 11:29

→ sboy1111: 問他要不要看阿帕契,然後他會問你要不要看他的眼鏡蛇91F 04/06 11:29

→ KMTlikesshit: Well92F 04/06 11:29

→ Butcherdon: 然後手指作勢插嘴巴再用雙手比5593F 04/06 11:30

推 ppo7741: Taiwanese boy is as easy as girl94F 04/06 11:30

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推 MadBe: 你很難聊還硬要聊的話，會讓人家很苦惱的99F 04/06 11:32

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→ KMTlikesshit: And cum inside as much as want

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→ yeap193: May I suck your dick?103F 04/06 11:34

推 luckyBF: 男的你問屁104F 04/06 11:34

推 dirubest: Hi I have the hugest gg in Taiwan105F 04/06 11:38

噓 kbjhtw: This is a book106F 04/06 11:43

→ elmush: 你找鄉民打屁還差不多不要煩路人107F 04/06 11:44

推 nctugoodman: 把這篇的推文秀給外國人看108F 04/06 11:45

他會對台灣人崩潰

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推 clearday: 你想跟人家聊天人家不一定想跟你聊啊111F 04/06 11:47

德國人耶

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→ oidkk: 講英文就好，where do you come from?這樣子114F 04/06 11:55

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→ PLAYGGGG: 妹修肛眸117F 04/06 11:57

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→ ccucwc: 一樓正解121F 04/06 12:04

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推 heruru: this is a book.123F 04/06 12:23

※ 編輯: zx126126987 (116.59.149.115), 04/06/2015 12:30:50

推 sd7621155: 月工他啊還要我教??124F 04/06 12:33

噓 myvoice: Are you free tonight?125F 04/06 12:35

推 MilanKundera: Are you a white trash?126F 04/06 12:38
→ MilanKundera: We have many CCRs and Pumas here.

推 hamasakino: 把這篇推文滑給他看128F 04/06 12:44

推 mike1124109: 先承認你是xxx129F 04/06 12:49

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推 teras: Hello, cross culture romance?132F 04/06 12:57
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→ teras: k!

→ chrisangel: welcome my little garden！135F 04/06 13:01

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推 nmchen: 旁邊是台灣人你也不會跟人家聊天幹嘛老外就要聊？146F 04/06 14:01

推 oops66: 想肛我嗎?147F 04/06 14:09

推 yzfr6: do you want to 砰砰？148F 04/06 14:14

噓 sxyew: 外國人又怎樣…149F 04/06 14:49

推 s5k6271w: 這樣就讓一堆人高潮了是怎樣= =150F 04/06 15:02

→ imaclone: Pretty tight, wanna try?151F 04/06 15:47

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