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作者 標題 [問卦] 有沒有人要來切磋英文的o'_'o?
時間 Fri May 3 03:06:47 2019
你各位安安
指考剩不到兩個月 英文一直是小妹頭痛的科目
今年學測只有3級分
目標是大葉大學請問會太高嗎
有妹有人要來跟小妹互相切磋一下英文的o'_'o?
我先開頭
This is a pen. That is CD.
Who is horny?
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時間 Wed Jun 1 15:28:04 2011
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