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作者 標題 [轉錄][趣事] 怎麼樣會好過點
時間 Tue Aug 16 17:04:16 2011
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作者 標題 [趣事] 怎麼樣會好過點
時間 Tue Aug 16 15:34:27 2011
從強者我朋友那聽來的真人真事
以下用強者我朋友的第一人稱觀點敘事
==========真人真事的分隔線==========
一位綽號叫阿彬的朋友失戀了
我與阿彬兄弟多年,找了另一位死黨打算三人在阿賓家陪他喝酒發洩
喝了幾輪之後
阿彬雙眼紅腫,一邊灌著啤酒一邊咒罵
哀嘆該如何才能讓自己不這麼難過
隨行的死黨一聽便說:我有個不錯的方法!
死黨:你想想,通常朋友失戀的時候
我們這些安慰的人不是都能理性看待,並勸苦主看開嗎?
阿彬:所以勒?我知道你們都很理性阿...
死黨:所以就簡單啦~ 大家角色互換一下,搞不好你就可以理性地接受囉
於是,我們三個大男人就玩起了角色扮演的遊戲
死黨飾演阿彬
阿彬飾演我
我飾演死黨
死黨馬上演出一付委靡樣,然後灌著啤酒裝瘋賣傻
阿彬馬上振作起來對著死黨說:你不要難過了!天大的痛苦只要想開點就能撐過去了!
死黨入戲很深的哽咽:你要我怎麼不難過...
換作是你勒...
阿彬&我:...........
然後阿彬就哭了
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