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※ 本文為 Knuckles 轉寄自 ptt.cc 更新時間: 2012-03-31 13:40:12
看板 joke
作者 lin9287 (Nothing is over)
標題 Re: [猜謎] 呂布接電話
時間 Sun Mar 18 01:11:52 2012


有一天暗戀呂布已久的張遼打電話給呂布

呂布接電話

張遼：是布嗎？

呂布：是，遼嗎？

張遼：好啊，來聊聊。(呂布大人找我聊天>///<)

呂布：此刻，不想聊。

張遼：布想遼啊！呂布大人好直接！ >///<

呂布：是，不想聊。

張遼：說太多次我會受不了啦，別說了。

呂布：遼懂不？布想掛電話。

張遼：大人懂我，我真的不想掛電話！ >///<

呂布：不，不想理你。

張遼：大人要送我什麼禮物，好期待！ >///<

呂布：受不了。

張遼：大人要受嗎，那我攻囉！ >///<

呂布：幹你娘智障一樣。



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