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※ 本文為 Knuckles 轉寄自 ptt.cc 更新時間: 2013-02-21 13:11:24
看板 joke
作者 lemonpoison (if)
標題 [ＸＤ] 馬英九代言
時間 Wed Feb 13 23:53:18 2013

提供一個我弟想到的笑話

我跟我弟在屈臣氏

我弟說: 馬英九可以去代言刮鬍刀

我:為什麼?

我弟:挑戰無感極限



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這是我在PTT第一篇爆的文章，點子居然是弟弟提供的XDDDD
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