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作者 koil (矛盾)
標題 [討論] 跟女生講這些會有什麼下場
時間 Thu May  9 10:49:50 2013


我常常想著妳打手槍

下場是

1.女生很高興 覺得自己很吸引人 下面不自覺濕了 想找東西填滿

然後和她關係更進一步 很快就能上到她

2.被當做變態 在說什麼都沒回應 被封鎖了

大家認為了

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  05-09 13:31 TW
1樓真是太強大了阿!!!
3樓 時間: 2013-05-09 23:23:42 (台灣)
  05-09 23:23 TW
甲甲風
4樓 時間: 2013-05-09 23:36:50 (台灣)
  05-09 23:36 TW
更狠的就報警啊
6樓 時間: 2013-05-09 23:55:04 (台灣)
XD
  05-09 23:55 TW
1F 神救援
7樓 時間: 2013-05-12 20:15:32 (台灣)
  05-12 20:15 TW
風吹兩面倒 真會講 哈哈哈
8樓 時間: 2013-05-12 21:28:43 (台灣)
  05-12 21:28 TW
1F實在是太經典了~~~
9樓 時間: 2013-05-13 03:34:13 (台灣)
  05-13 03:34 TW
1F OP
10樓 時間: 2013-05-13 12:29:45
XD
  05-13 12:29
1樓實在太OP了...
11樓 時間: 2013-05-13 17:23:41 (台灣)
XD
  05-13 17:23 TW
1F 超強阿~XDDDD
12樓 時間: 2013-05-14 23:44:47 (台灣)
XD
  05-14 23:44 TW
1F根本OP....
13樓 時間: 2013-05-15 13:48:02 (日本)
  05-15 13:48 JP
1F救援成功
14樓 時間: 2013-05-16 12:31:57 (台灣)
  05-16 12:31 TW
1F後勁太強大了~XDDDDD
15樓 時間: 2013-08-08 12:55:49 (台灣)
XD
  08-08 12:55 TW
哈哈哈哈 原PO有可憐到~
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