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※ 本文為 MindOcean 轉寄自 ptt.cc 更新時間: 2017-01-30 08:53:22
看板 joke
作者 c8c8c8c8c8c8 (哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈)
標題 Re: [笑話] 911
時間 Sun Jan 29 01:57:35 2017





1.

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?
Americans can't milk a cow forever.


2.

What was Bin Laden's favorite NFL team?
The New York Jets.


3.

The Pentagon is now a triangle.


4.

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"911."
"911 who?"
"You said you'd never forget."


5.

Americans are so bad at League of Legends because they can't defend the
towers.


6.

Q: What is world most efficient airline?
A: American Airlines, leave Boston 8:15...be in your office in New York 8:48!


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