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作者 標題 [猜謎] 小馮到底憑什麼劈腿？
時間 Fri Feb 15 21:04:30 2019
因為她沒心了。
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→ : get a life ( )
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→ : 抱歉 推到兩次
推 : 笑點在推文 英文真爛
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→ : originally post say a no funny joke but push article73F 02/16 21:07
→ : change it good me remember Korea fish say two langu
→ : age bring money
→ : change it good me remember Korea fish say two langu
→ : age bring money
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→ : Why do you guys start chating with English?
→ : Is this some kind of Santanic ritual ?
→ : Why do you guys start chating with English?
→ : Is this some kind of Santanic ritual ?
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→ : o upstairs and up upstairs can shut the fuck up
→ : o upstairs and up upstairs can shut the fuck up
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