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The 10 Dirtiest Players in NBA History
By Kelly Scaletta http://0rz.tw/wZ7I8
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No. 10 - Kobe Bryant
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Kobe Bryant has softened a bit in his old age, but that doesn’t mean
the stuff he did in his youth never happened, nor does it mean he’s still
not just a little bit dirty.

KB隨著年紀變大已經比以前軟一些。但這不代表他年輕幹過的事情並未曾發生，
也不代表他現在一點都不髒。

Bryant is the classic “sneaky-dirty” player. His foul rate doen't indicate
how dirty he is, because most of what he does, he just gets away with.

Whether it’s hitting someone in the face with the follow-through on his
jump shot or elbowing someone in the throat trying to make room for a shot,
Bryant is the master. In fact, he's likely to draw a whistle in his favor
when he commits a dirty play.

KB是典型的鬼鬼祟祟式的髒。他的犯規率並無法完整呈現他有多髒。
因為大部分當他犯行時，他都能全身而退。

不管是當對手跳投完時的結束動作後，往他臉上招呼，
或者用肘擊防守者來替自己清開進攻空間。 KB是這方面的大師級人物。
事實上，當他犯行時，吹判都很有可能是對他有利的。

things that make him great work against that argument. Bryant’s legacy is
that of an athlete in total control of his body. He’s perfected every aspect
of his game and honed every muscle movement through hard work and repetition.

Do you really think he didn’t know what he was doing with his elbow?
Or forearm? Or fingers?

I don’t. I respect him too much for that. I respect him enough to
acknowledge that he is dirty.

KB的忠實球迷會為他抗辯，認為那只是個不小心的接觸而已，
這也是KB偉大的因素 正好反駁了那(支持者辯護)理由。
KB是一個擁有完美身體協調性的人，這也會被後人所記憶著。
KB有著全能的身手，這些都是靠著他不段地苦練每一塊肌肉所獲得的。


有鑑於我對他的尊重，與非常認同他的協調性與苦練。
也因此，我非常相信他就是髒。
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No.9 - John Stockton and Karl Malone
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I decided to include this combination as a single entity rather than as
two separate slides because of the overlap between two of the greatest—and
dirtiest—teammates in NBA history.

我決定將這個組合看成為單一個個體，而不是將他們兩人分開來論述。
因為這個組合是NBA歷史上，最偉大也最髒的隊友組合。

As the most infamous elbow-thrower in NBA history, if Karl Malone were given
a dollar for every time he connected with another man's head, he would have
made more than his NBA salary.

Karl Malone是NBA歷史上最惡名昭彰的飛肘高手。
如果每一次他肘擊對方的頭部時能獲得一塊錢，那他能獲得的錢會比他的總薪水還要多。

John Stockton was the master and commander of the sneaky, scratching, clawing,
hip-checking, dirty point guards. Everyone since has just been a cheap
imitation.

John Stockton是一位在"偷抓"，"偷拉"，"偷摸臀"，的綜合技能大師與領導者，
也是一個髒控衛。他讓所有效仿的人都成為廉價的複製品。

Playing in Utah was a nightmare for NBA teams. If every foul the Jazz committed
had been called, they would be out of players before the first half ended.
Instead, they were generally ignored.

與爵士隊對戰是每一個NBA球隊的夢饜。
如果比賽中對每一個犯規動作都有適時吹判，那可能上半場結束前，
所有爵士隊員都已犯滿離場。
而事實上，吹判一般都被忽略掉了。

Back in the day, playing in Salt Lake City was like the scene in Hoosiers where
Hickory High played Terhune, the team of thugs.
If you went to play Utah, you knew there would be some cuts and bruises
the next day, and most of them wouldn’t be rewarded with trips to the
charity stripe.

回首過去與爵士隊對戰，就像電影Hoosiers裡Hickory高中與Terhune流氓隊的比賽場面。
如果當時你與他們比賽，你知道你隔天身上會有一些傷痕與瘀青，
而且大部分的傷痕都無法讓你站上罰球線。
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No.8 - Reggie Evans
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Want to know what Reggie Evans' favorite ballet is? The Nutcracker.
想知道 Reggie Evans最喜愛的芭蕾舞劇嗎? 是胡桃鉗。

There are certain things that go beyond the realm of dirty.
They start entering a realm where, if the other guy turns around and
breaks your jaw, he shouldn’t even get called for the foul.

要超越髒的動作之外，需要具備幾件事情。
而這都起頭於，當有一個人轉身直接將你下巴擊碎，他甚至沒有因此被穿犯規。

Evans reaching into the nether regions of Chris Kaman and squeezing certainly
qualifies as that.

而Evans對Chris Kaman的所作所為，就與這些事情相符。

Now, the question we have to ask ourselves is this: Do you think this is the
only time something like this has happened?
Was it a sudden impulse that Evans had? Or was it more likely that this is
something he had done before?



Somehow I have to think it’s the latter. If another man’s pearls aren’t

off-limits, what is?

從某種角度來說，我認為是後者。當看到他的敵人是淚水決堤時。
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No.7 - Charles Oakley
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I would actually be afraid of compiling this list and not including
Charles Oakley for the simple reason that he might be so offended that
he would come over to my house and personally instruct me on just how
much pain he inflicted in a game.

當我列這張清單時，我十分懼怕沒有把Charles Oakley列在其中。
而只是為了一個簡單的理由:假設我沒有這麼作的話，Charles會因不被尊重而生氣，
然後他會跑來我的家中告訴我，他在比賽中受到多少的傷害與疼痛。

If there was ever a player not to be messed with, it was Oakley.
There was no foul that was too hard for him.

Oakley是我認為唯一不能去惹的球員。
對他而言，沒有甚麼犯規動作是太過分的。

He is a man whom Jalen Rose once called a "dark alley" guy.
That's a perfect way to describe him. Charles Oakley was dark-alley dirty.
Even if you were Charles Barkley, you didn’t mess with Oakley
and get away with it.

他是曾經被Jalen Rose稱為"暗巷中的傢伙"。這是一個非常貼切的形容。
因為他就是如同暗巷襲擊的人一樣髒。
就算你是Charles Barkley，你也無法"得罪了方丈"還能跑。

Oakley sneers at the softness of today's players.
If there were an NBA version of the Octagon, he would be the
last man standing.

Oakley嘲笑當今NBA的球員都太過軟了。
如果有一部NBA版本的"The Octagon"電影，那他會是最後存活的人。
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No.6 - Rasheed Wallace
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With most players, when you talk about the game being technical,
they think of X's and O's. With Rasheed Wallace, you think of the
inordinate number of technical fouls he committed over the course
of his career.

你問大部分的球員，關於他們犯技術犯規的次數，他們會回答若干次。

2001, where he got called for 41. That’s also an NBA record.
Over a three-year span, he was called for 106 of them.

That’s almost 12 Bulls-Heat games!

他以317次的大量技術犯規，創下NBA記錄。
光2001的球季，他就犯下41次，而這也是NBA單季紀錄。
他在三年裡拿了106次T。

而公牛VS熱火的比賽中的就幾乎有12次之多。

He took trash-talk to a whole new level.
And then when he got slammed for it, he took whining to a level
that even a five-year-old would be ashamed of.

他把垃圾話昇華到一個新的境界。
而當他因此被回擊時，他又將嘀咕嘀咕帶領到一個新的層次
- 一個五歲小孩都會覺得羞恥的層次。

All the while, he was dishing out some cheap shots—
the reason behind a good number of the aforementioned technicals.

If you ask Wallace, though, he would probably tell
you that he never committed a foul.

Sorry, Sheed. Ball don't lie.

因為如上述提到關於大量繼續犯規的因素，他一直都有送對方輕鬆罰球的的問題。
但如果你問他本人，他永遠都不會承認他有犯規。

抱歉，Sheed。 球是不會騙人地。
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No.5 - Dikembe Mutombo
這只是熱身圖:http://0rz.tw/YDbcp

ESPN has a list of 25 injuries caused by Dikembe Mutombo swinging his elbows,
and it's only updated through 2004.

Need I say more?

ESPN曾列出25個因Mutombo揮肘而受傷的案例，而只記錄到2004年以前。

BJ4。
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No.4 - Dennis Rodman
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Dennis Rodman, more than any player in the history of the game,
is in the Hall of Fame almost exclusively for two reasons:
defense and rebounding.
And you don’t do those things as well as he did without knowing
how to get a little dirty.

Dennis Rodman因為防守與籃板能力，是造就他能夠比其他出眾並進入名人堂的原因。
而且你無法和他在防守端與籃板能力上一樣厲害，若你不懂他小髒的訣竅。

Rodman was the expert banger. He mastered every trick of the trade,
every tool of the craft, to determine how to get positioning to get
the rebound. He outfought countless men who were bigger, stronger and
heavier than himself.

Rodman是專業的軍火製造商。他精通各種交易的技巧，與各種武器的製作。
以上因素是決定他能夠卡到位置並搶到籃板的原因。
他打敗過無數個比高大，強壯，甚至比他還要重的對手。

He did so by using elbows, fingernails, teeth, hair,
flatulence and whatever else he could to gain position.

There was no kind of dirty off-limits to Rodman.

他會使用手肘，指甲，牙齒，頭髮，吹牛。
任何能夠讓他卡到位置的方法他都會去作。

Rodman的髒是沒有極限的。
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No.3 -  Kevin Garnett
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Kevin Garnett is the “vino” of dirty. The older he gets,
the more he compensates by adding to his dirty repertoire.
He has reached a dirty level only two players in history have eclipsed.



No one—I repeat, no one—has taken trash talk to the level Garnett has.

You think you’re tough? You think you’re thick-skinned?
Five minutes alone with Garnett and he would have you crying like a schoolgirl.
He’s the NBA version of Hannibal Lecter when it comes to getting in your head.

沒有人任何能夠，我再強調一次沒有人能夠 - 將垃圾話境界升級到 Garnett的程度。
你覺得你很硬? 你覺得你夠厚顏無恥?
只要給你五分鐘與Garnett相處的時間，他就會讓你哭得像高中女孩兒一樣。
他就像NBA版本的人魔漢尼柏一樣，如同在你面前把你的腦袋嗑掉一樣。

It would be one thing if it ended there, but it doesn’t.
He has a rich bag of tricks too. From the relatively clean blocking shots after
the whistle, just so you don’t see it go through the net,
to the downright disgusting, like slapping players in the man parts as they
go up for jump shots, Garnett is dirty on levels most don’t even consider
possible.

如果他只有一種手段，並結束，那就算了。但事實並非如此呀。
因為他有一個如同小叮噹的百寶袋一樣。
在一個哨聲之後看似乾淨的封阻動作，背後卻隱藏著在籃網下的暗潮洶湧。
而那是十分龌龊的，就像朝一個正在跳投的人的男性命根招呼下去。
Garnett的髒，是所有人都無法想像的。

There is no need to defend him either. Garnett would be proud of his
placement here,
if not offended that two rank higher. He does still have time on his contract
to move up.

而我們也沒有替他辯護的必要。
如果不會冒犯到另兩名更高竿的球員，或許他對自己在髒界的地位感到很驕傲也說不定。
畢竟他還有合約要走呢，職業生涯還沒結束呢。
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No.2 - Bill Laimbeer
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How bad was Bill Laimbeer?

Bill Laimbeer有多壞呢?

Let's put it this way.
There was a video game made for Super Nintendo entitled Bill Laimbeer's
Combat Basketball. The game was a kind of a cross between Death Race 2000
and basketball.

讓我這樣說吧。
有一款超級任天堂的遊戲就是以"Laimbeer的格鬥籃球"為主軸產生的。
那個遊戲就像"死亡飛車2000"與籃球遊戲的綜合版。

It didn't just contain violence, it encouraged it.

它不僅是容忍暴力，而是鼓勵暴力。

Laimbeer was the baddest of the Motor City Bad Boys,
and he offered no apologies for it.
He just did what he had to in order to win.
You can't argue with the results. He has two rings.

Laimbeer是活塞隊中的壞男孩裡最壞的那一個，而他從不為此感到抱歉。
他為了勝利，什麼事都幹得出來。
因此你無法抱怨他什麼。
兩戒指，BJ4
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No.1 -  Bruce Bowen
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Bruce Bowen had a famous habit of slipping his foot underneath a player
as he went up for a jump shot. That’s about the worst thing a player can
possibly do.

Bruce Bowen有個出名的習慣，就是當別人跳投時，把腳偷偷放在他的下方等他落地。
這是身為一個球員，所能幹出最糟糕的事情。

Landing on top of feet has destroyed seasons and careers;
it’s really nothing to be toyed with. You do that a few times and opposing
players have it in their heads.
When you’re worried about coming down on someone’s foot, you’re worried
about coming down wrong.
When you’re worried about coming down wrong, it affects your shot.



當你作了這個動作幾次以後，對手將會在他們的腦袋瓜裡記住。
而當你會開始懼怕落地時會踩到別人的腳，那你會開始擔心登陸失敗。
當你會開始擔心登陸失敗，這可是會影響到你的準頭。

Bowen was a great defender apart from his dirty tactics, but there's a big
difference between “tough” dirty and “malicious” dirty,
and the San Antonio Spurs' stopper was the latter.

Bowen是一個偉大的防守球員，這有部分歸功於他的髒活策略。
但"強悍"的髒與"惡毒"的髒，是有很大的界線的。
而馬刺隊的大鎖Bowen則是屬於後者。

Threatening someone’s career is just morally wrong,
and there is no justification.

當作出威脅到別人職業生涯的動作時，那不但是道德犯罪，更是百口莫辯的。
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心得:我竟然笑著把它翻完了，我是不是生病了。


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