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來源: ClutchPoints作家Nicole Ganglani推特
網址: https://tinyurl.com/54p2rc2v

影片: https://twitter.com/i/status/1444143614393679873

“LeBron said if I get two blocks, I can get a 3-pointer,” Howard said.
“I'm finna try to get nine blocks everyday.”

Dwight Howard說：

「LBJ說只要我蓋兩個火鍋，我就可以投一次三分球。」

「再來我每天要試著去蓋九個火鍋了。」


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Reddit鄉民表示:

"records 2 blocks and then air balls a three
 Vogel: what did you do that for?
 Dwight: coach told me to"
「蓋了兩個火鍋後結果投了個三分麵包。
  佛總：『你投那球幹嘛？』
  魔獸：『教練叫我投的啊！』」

"I wonder what the reward is for 10+ rebounds, 5+ blocks, etx"
「想知道若是拿下10個籃板，5個火鍋可以換什麼。」

"Locker room sex"
「休息室"運動"」

"Gets to join in lebron and AD’s scissoring"
「可以跟LBJ還有AD玩"剪刀腳"。」

"This is what should have been done with Simmons. For every threepointer he
attempts, he can... I dont even know what he likes..."
「這應該早就拿來用在西門身上了。每投三次3分球，他就可以....我根本不知道他喜
  歡什麼。」

"bang his girlfriend"
「可以跟他女朋友來一場。」

"One thrust per point scored"
「每得一分可以"衝刺"一次。」

"Good thing one thrust is all I need."
「幸運的是我只要"衝刺"一次就夠了。」

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