※ 本文為 Knuckles 轉寄自 ptt.cc 更新時間: 2011-10-08 04:40:31
看板 StupidClown
作者 標題 [童年] 童言童語最可愛了
時間 Fri Oct 7 17:25:29 2011
可惜不是我的童年
我小時候只會偶爾爆出很欠打的話,一點都不可愛XD
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下午搭捷運要回家,偷聽到兩個小朋友的對話
要是在捷運可以喝水,真的會噴出來
「吶~我跟你說一個秘密」(湊過去)
『什麼什麼?」(很緊張) ←我其實也是一聽到有秘密,就把耳朵全部打開超專心的偷聽
「我馬麻昨天跟我說,中華民國100歲了喔」(得意)
『哇!! 那他是不是快死了?』(發自內心的擔心)
在一旁的媽媽同時間還轉過頭去摀嘴偷笑
小朋友太可愛了wwww
而且小朋友A得意的跟他的朋友說那個秘密的時候,表情真的很優越啊~
相反的那個聽秘密的小朋友B一整個就是擔心
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