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作者 標題 Re: [大哭]看個眼科真的丟臉死...
時間 Fri Mar 22 17:51:59 2013
這故事讓我憶起了那段求學中的故事了....
話說原PO在就學時,因為住宿苦悶常跟室友相聚聊天
某日,原PO朋友毛哥拿了一瓶混濁的暗黃色液體的來聊天
毛哥說了:這瓶是我老家那邊寄來的私釀酒,聽說超補的,一拿到就來你這邊
夠朋友吧!!
聽到毛哥這番話,人在異鄉求學的我,想著:真的是在家靠父母,出外靠朋友呀!
眼眶就偷偷地流下兩滴眼淚....
不多說拿起電話摳了住在附近的幾個酒肉友,準備好下酒菜,準備開喝!!
喝了兩三杯一邊聊天一邊喝酒,好不愜意~~~
過沒多久!!!天地變色!!!人生就馬上變成了一片黑色!!!
我哭了,我大喊著:毛哥!!你他媽的帶假酒來,我看不到了!!快!快!幫我叫
救護車!!!
其他人也哭喊著,說他們也看不到了,那個景象真的很悲慘~~~我哭了
然後就聽到隔壁宿舍的人大喊:
凎!!!他媽的停電!!!!!
凎!!!他媽的停電!!!!!
凎!!!他媽的停電!!!!!
這就是729全台大停電時發生的蠢事......
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