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作者 標題 [外絮] Embiid推特把妹約卡達珊 不知妹已婚
時間 Thu Jul 17 10:26:45 2014
Joel Embiid Lays Some Game on Kim Kardashian, Learns She's Married
By Dan Carson , Featured Columnist
Jul 16, 2014
Hey, Kim Kardashian. Joel Embiid just wanted to drop a tweet and
let you know that anytime you’re feeling lonely, his inbox is
wide open.
The Philadelphia 76ers rookie attempted to put some Twitter moves
on the model/actress Wednesday, asking if Kardashian would like to
hit him up on the down low for some private messaging:
Hey I want you to come slide in my DMs @KimKardashian
2:37 AM - 17 Jul 2014
Unfortunately, this love story cannot come to pass. It was quickly
brought to Embiid’s attention that Kardashian recently tied the knot
with rapper Kanye West.
Oh I didn't know you were married sorry @KimKardashian just saw it
from the fan's tweet... have a nice day
2:39 AM - 17 Jul 2014
Chalk up another strong Twitter outing for Embiid, whose quiet public
persona clashes violently with his ridiculous Twitter musings.
I wouldn’t call him a “keyboard warrior,” but clowning on the
Internet is his favorite downtime activity. Some people read and watch
TV—Embiid likes to slide all up in your news feed with the goofiness.
原文: http://ppt.cc/JIkr
Joel Embiid Lays Some Game on Kim Kardashian, Learns She's Married | Bleacher Report
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Hey, Kim Kardashian. Joel Embiid just wanted to drop a tweet and let you know that anytime you’re feeling lonely, his inbox is wide open... ...
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大意: 中二版非洲天王又再耍二了，繼推特延攬LBJ失敗後，
這次把妹把到Lamar Odom前小姨子Kim Kardashian身上，
Kim Kardashian老公可是嘻哈潮流天王Kanye West，
屁孩犯二沒有極限！
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→ :Embiid：淫人妻女笑呵呵1F 07/17 10:27
噓 :比阿泰扯了2F 07/17 10:27
推 :超二的...3F 07/17 10:28
→ :一場球都還沒打
→ :一場球都還沒打
推 :騎士賺到5F 07/17 10:28
推 :.......有事嗎他6F 07/17 10:29
推 :我確定選錯人了7F 07/17 10:29
推 :Embiid:橫刀奪愛 才是真愛~~~8F 07/17 10:29
推 :這隻場外很精采... 不知道是好是壞9F 07/17 10:29
推 :一場都還沒打就這樣........10F 07/17 10:29
推 :沒上場就能炒新聞，這孩子是天生的巨星啊11F 07/17 10:29
推 :有潛力12F 07/17 10:30
推 :這是想當阿平的接班人嗎？13F 07/17 10:31
→ :還沒打一場球 就已經朝諧星路線發展了.......14F 07/17 10:31
推 :MWP接班人XD15F 07/17 10:31
推 :白癡嗎 = =" 七六人太慘了 竟然選到幼稚園等級屁孩17F 07/17 10:31
推 :十年後會改名叫宇宙和平18F 07/17 10:31
→ :找舞王 慈世平組團好了19F 07/17 10:31
推 :他的 twitter 超讚，每天都很有梗～20F 07/17 10:32
推 :xddd21F 07/17 10:33
推 :新一代中二王!!!!恭喜76人22F 07/17 10:33
→ :Kobe:23F 07/17 10:33
推 :看看上一個被小姨子鉤上的男人的下場.....24F 07/17 10:33
→ :樓上一講，我還以為你要講你跟你老婆和小姨子的故事25F 07/17 10:34
推 :還有找麥基一隊XD26F 07/17 10:34
推 :真的中二無極限............27F 07/17 10:35
推 :我老婆沒有姊妹...Q.Q28F 07/17 10:35
推 :改說好險還是可惜 囧29F 07/17 10:36
推 :SHAQ:新貨*__*30F 07/17 10:37
推 :世平 JR 舞王 麥基 等你來湊隊31F 07/17 10:37
推 :已婚更好 人妻屬性阿32F 07/17 10:37
推 :鄉民不懂Embiid的幽默感，可悲33F 07/17 10:38
推 :騎士逃過一劫啊XDDDDDD34F 07/17 10:38
→ :...35F 07/17 10:39
推 :憨佛:想當我表弟?36F 07/17 10:39
推 :哈比人37F 07/17 10:39
推 :樓上對啊 一群認真哥38F 07/17 10:39
推 :好險騎士選了AW...39F 07/17 10:40
推 :他真的很有梗XDDD40F 07/17 10:40
推 :他是不是應該戒推特了？=_=41F 07/17 10:48
推 :搞爛想來湖人就是了42F 07/17 10:54
→ :有上 Shaqtin' a fool 的潛力43F 07/17 10:58
推 :West不是那個湖人傳奇嗎？44F 07/17 10:58
推 :My boy Embiid!!45F 07/17 10:59
推 :這年頭的長人腦袋都異於常人？46F 07/17 11:01
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