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作者 標題 [無言] 好糗的面試
時間 Sun Aug 14 00:57:18 2011
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這是我弟與我說他自己發生的事情
我弟去年去某間大學應用英語系面試
由於是英語系
所以主考官用英文問了一些問題
其中一題是"你為什麼會想來念英語科系呢?"(用英語詢問)
我弟心裡想"我未來可以當個翻譯阿!"
於是我弟脫口而出
"Because I want to be a Transformer!!!"
"Because I want to be a Transformer!!!"
"Because I want to be a Transformer!!!"
主考官: = =
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那主考官有問你想當狂派還是博派嗎? XD
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推 :XD1F 08/14 01:01
推 :Translater? XD2F 08/14 01:14
推 :所以他是在transform的狀態嗎?3F 08/14 01:41
推 :XD4F 08/14 02:29
推 :結果呢? XD5F 08/14 02:39
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推 :哈哈哈哈哈哈哈7F 08/14 02:49
→ :歡迎加入地球防衛隊8F 08/14 02:54
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→ :XDDD10F 08/14 04:56
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推 :這樣台灣也有就不用怕美國的了13F 08/14 07:49
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推 :So do I.It's really difficult without Allspark though.15F 08/14 08:39
推 :這篇不錯啊~怎麼沒爆?16F 08/14 08:58
推 :XD17F 08/14 09:10
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推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD22F 08/14 09:46
推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD23F 08/14 09:47
推 :被默化了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD24F 08/14 09:51
推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 快笑!! 不然別人以為你看不懂英文!!25F 08/14 09:54
推 :主考官: = =26F 08/14 09:55
→ : 主考官: = =
→ : 主考官: = =
→ : 主考官: = =
→ : 主考官: = =
推 :快回XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 不能讓別人發現我看不懂29F 08/14 10:00
推 :以後名片的職稱就要寫"TF",電影看多太啦XD30F 08/14 10:15
推 :主考官:Autobots or Decepticons??31F 08/14 10:17
推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD32F 08/14 10:29
推 :要是 主考官:喔~翻譯阿 你弟還會去念嗎XD33F 08/14 10:39
推 :XDDDDDD34F 08/14 11:11
推 :[transformer]: 躺著也中槍35F 08/14 11:16
推 :其實他想當變壓器XDDD36F 08/14 11:26
推 :XD37F 08/14 11:31
→ :======================會爆=====================38F 08/14 11:41
推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD39F 08/14 11:59
推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD40F 08/14 12:16
推 :哈哈哈!41F 08/14 12:29
推 :超好笑的啦 我笑到岔氣 是Translator吧42F 08/14 12:44
→ :說不定會跟MIB一樣,把你弟帶走,其他人消記憶喔~~43F 08/14 12:48
推 :主考官: My name is Optimus Prime44F 08/14 13:00
推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD45F 08/14 13:14
推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD46F 08/14 13:22
推 :主考官:狂派出動....47F 08/14 13:25
推 :XDDDDD48F 08/14 13:30
推 :Megatron?49F 08/14 13:43
推 :主考官:你知道的太多了~50F 08/14 13:44
推 :所以有上嗎 還是被抓去拍電影了51F 08/14 14:04
推 :哈哈哈哈52F 08/14 14:17
→ :難道你弟是柯博文?!53F 08/14 14:17
推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDD54F 08/14 14:20
推 :XDDDDDDD 笑慘了!!媽呀~XDDDD55F 08/14 14:24
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→ :大黃蜂表示:來吧和我一起保護地球59F 08/14 15:46
推 :不太懂跟變形金剛的關聯@@?60F 08/14 16:03
→ :Transformer就是變形金剛的英文阿= =61F 08/14 16:08
推 :這超好笑的耶XDDDDDDDD 推:主考官:翻譯阿~62F 08/14 16:28
推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Transformer咧~~63F 08/14 16:28
推 :xdddddddddddddddd64F 08/14 16:31
推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD65F 08/14 16:32
推 :偷偷去奇摩翻譯 大笑好久 哈哈哈哈哈!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!66F 08/14 16:40
→ :我弟當然是沒上啊。67F 08/14 16:46
推 :XDDDDDDD68F 08/14 16:47
推 :人才啊…… XDDDDDDDD69F 08/14 16:58
推 :XDDDD70F 08/14 17:02
推 :好好笑71F 08/14 17:09
推 :XDDDDDDDDDD72F 08/14 17:09
推 :我也想當Transformer!!!!!超帥的~~~~~73F 08/14 17:15
推 :我大笑惹~~~~哈哈哈!!74F 08/14 17:20
推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD75F 08/14 17:34
推 :Transformer!!!!!!!!!!76F 08/14 17:42
推 :主考官:你也懂變形金剛? 原PO弟:略懂77F 08/14 17:56
推 :快推,免的人家說我看不懂78F 08/14 17:56
推 :XD79F 08/14 18:23
推 :不錯效XD80F 08/14 18:29
推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD81F 08/14 18:32
推 :XDDDD82F 08/14 18:41
推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD83F 08/14 18:43
→ :LOL84F 08/14 19:58
→ :看到TF我就先笑了。這英文真是XDDD85F 08/14 20:12
推 :XDDDDDDD86F 08/14 20:20
推 :這篇真的超級好笑阿XDDDD 想到教授的反應XDDDD87F 08/14 20:21
推 :爆笑推88F 08/14 20:52
推 :給個讚89F 08/14 20:54
推 :他沒錯阿~為何? 因為變型金剛說英文是說英文低~~90F 08/14 21:35
推 :有好笑到推推推91F 08/14 21:35
→ : megatron92F 08/14 21:58
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推 :會心一笑xD94F 08/14 22:32
推 :有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDD95F 08/14 22:34
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→ :Maybe he will become the prime.
→ :Maybe he will become the prime.
推 :"因為我想成為一個變壓器"99F 08/14 23:03
推 :好笑推100F 08/14 23:10
推 :主考官:So do I101F 08/14 23:11
推 :哈哈...超好笑!主考官如果說 歡迎加入我們狂派怎辦XD102F 08/14 23:32
推 :快笑死了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD103F 08/14 23:43
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推 :XDDD105F 08/15 00:00
推 :XDDDDDDDDD106F 08/15 00:18
推 :太好笑XDDDD107F 08/15 00:20
推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD108F 08/15 00:32
推 :ForgerEames:主考官:你也懂變形金剛? 原PO弟:略懂109F 08/15 00:35
推 :XD110F 08/15 01:15
推 :不太懂說111F 08/15 01:23
推 :太好笑了!!!!112F 08/15 01:50
推 :快推 不然113F 08/15 02:45
推 :想成為一個變壓器?我幫你送電你等等我。114F 08/15 03:09
推 :XDDD 笑死~~~115F 08/15 03:32
推 :還滿好笑的116F 08/15 06:01
推 :主考官:應徵博派在對面~~XD117F 08/15 06:48
推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD118F 08/15 08:02
推 :判官(主考官):火種源給你 快點變119F 08/15 09:13
推 :何博文!!噢不對 柯博文!!!!120F 08/15 10:09
推 :這個好笑XD121F 08/15 10:47
推 :XDDDD122F 08/15 10:48
推 :爆!123F 08/15 10:51
推 :aaon781218:主考官: My name is Optimus Prime XDD124F 08/15 10:51
→ :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD125F 08/15 11:57
推 :變壓器126F 08/15 12:38
推 :國軍人才招募中心在隔壁!127F 08/15 12:39
→ :XDDD128F 08/15 12:45
推 :主考官:你也懂變形金剛? 原PO弟:略懂129F 08/15 12:53
推 :XDDDD130F 08/15 13:01
推 :XD131F 08/15 13:09
→ :哈哈哈哈哈 接得很順阿132F 08/15 13:59
推 :可以借我po在FB嗎? 謝謝>//<133F 08/15 14:35
→ :樓上的可以PO沒問題,沒想到竟然爆了XD134F 08/15 14:41
推 :哈哈哈哈哈!!!!135F 08/15 15:11
推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD136F 08/15 16:35
推 :願聞其詳XDDDDD137F 08/15 17:09
推 :好好笑!!!138F 08/15 19:33
→ :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD139F 08/15 20:02
推 :狂笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD140F 08/15 20:05
→ :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD141F 08/15 20:51
推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDD142F 08/15 21:02
→ :"interpreter" to be exact,what a pleasant talking!143F 08/15 21:44
推 :大概是想當個變壓器吧144F 08/15 23:28
推 :好好笑XD145F 08/16 00:08
推 :笑到岔氣XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD146F 08/16 00:38
推 :我噗哧了147F 08/16 02:24
推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD148F 08/16 06:34
推 :二樓是要寫翻譯嗎?是不是拼錯了......149F 08/16 09:40
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