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作者 標題 Fw: [XD] 孔廟拿來的紀念品
時間 Sun Apr 14 01:30:42 2013
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作者 標題 [XD] 孔廟拿來的紀念品
時間 Sat Apr 13 22:51:05 2013
家長陪小孩去台南面試
順便去孔廟買來的紀念品
是把扇子,上面有詩
只能說,希望來這孔廟的歪果仁都不要懂中文
不然有辱至聖先師的名字阿(嘆
扇子附圖: http://ppt.cc/4r0P
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→ :笑到噴淚
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买了把扇子,想冒充文艺青年,结果。。。_南京流浪猫_宠物_西祠胡同 买了把扇子,想冒充文艺青年,结果。。。 和老公上街,天气太热,突然看见路边摆了一溜的漂亮扇子,立刻买了两把,本打算送人一把,回家打开一欣赏。。。。。。悲… ...
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→ :轉來讓記者抄嗎?2F 04/14 01:31
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买了把扇子,想冒充文艺青年,结果。。。_南京流浪猫_宠物_西祠胡同 买了把扇子,想冒充文艺青年,结果。。。 和老公上街,天气太热,突然看见路边摆了一溜的漂亮扇子,立刻买了两把,本打算送人一把,回家打开一欣赏。。。。。。悲… ...
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推 :這個是放在 荷花的左邊<--是定作人要廠商放圖要注意的小提醒63F 04/14 01:49
→ :結果廠商以為也是詩
→ :結果廠商以為也是詩
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→ :結果荷花還放錯邊 這家廠商是怎樣..........72F 04/14 01:57
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→ :荷花的左邊93F 04/14 02:24
→ :seemoon,字是放在荷花的左邊沒錯啊
→ :seemoon,字是放在荷花的左邊沒錯啊
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推 :太好笑了,快爆吧!讓他上新聞哩108F 04/14 02:50
推 :還能押韻!XDDDDDDDDDD109F 04/14 02:51
推 :好溼!快出對子對死他!110F 04/14 02:53
推 :笑到肺好痛XDDDDDDDDDDDDD111F 04/14 02:56
推 :還可以押韻是哪招XDDD112F 04/14 02:56
推 :「如果放不下,字可改小點」113F 04/14 02:59
推 : 好濕。114F 04/14 03:05
推 :XD115F 04/14 03:06
推 :「記得印樣本,給我看一眼」116F 04/14 03:08
推 :XDDDDDDDDD117F 04/14 03:10
→ :XD118F 04/14 03:16
推 :...119F 04/14 03:16
推 :XD120F 04/14 03:21
推 :屌翻了 121F 04/14 03:23
推 :好詩好詩!122F 04/14 03:31
推 :我倒覺得這有畫龍點睛之妙!!XDDDDD123F 04/14 03:32
推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD124F 04/14 03:40
→ :笑歪125F 04/14 03:41
推 :好濕好濕126F 04/14 03:41
推 :好詩127F 04/14 03:42
推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 都不用校搞的喔~128F 04/14 03:46
推 :.............................129F 04/14 03:49
推 :XDDDDDDD130F 04/14 03:56
推 :笑死xDD 這是影印時候的註解嗎131F 04/14 03:58
推 :『定價八萬一 要先拆坐墊』132F 04/14 04:08
推 :除了尾字重複這小瑕疵,最後兩句聯平仄都合XDDDDDDDDDDDD133F 04/14 04:14
推 :笑了XDDD134F 04/14 04:16
推 :太屌了XDDDDDDD135F 04/14 04:22
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