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標題 [閒聊] 有趣的Steam評論翻譯
時間 Mon Oct 10 01:18:07 2016
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標題 [閒聊] 有趣的Steam評論翻譯
時間 Mon Oct 10 01:18:07 2016
1. No Man's Sky
http://store.steampowered.com/app/275850/?snr=1_7_15__13
No Man's Sky on Steam
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No Man's Sky is a game about exploration and survival in an infinite procedurally generated universe. ...
![[圖]](http://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steam/apps/275850/header.jpg?t=1475705655)
Greg.B 負評
The refund button works well.
退款按鈕運作得很好。
48Hz 負評
Product received for free
I overpaid.
註：使用者免費獲得這項產品
我付的太多了。
Blyatkip 負評
I made a little poem to review this game:
No Man's Sky
One Man's Lie
Please Don't Buy
The End.
我作了一首詩來評論這款遊戲：
無人深空
一人忽攏
請勿購買
結束。
2. Sid Meier's Civilization® III Complete
http://store.steampowered.com/app/3910/?snr=1_5_9__300
Sid Meier's Civilization® III Complete on Steam
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Sid Meier's Civilization III: Complete, the latest offering in the Sid Meier's Civilization III franchise, provides gaming fans with Sid Meier's Civil ...
![[圖]](http://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steam/apps/3910/header.jpg?t=1447350926)
Veskhai 好評
*Plays an Arab country*
*Discovers Oil*
2 Turns later: "America has declared war on us!"
11/10 for historical Accuracy
*玩阿拉伯種族*
*發現石油*
兩個回合後:"美國向我們宣戰了！"
因為其歷史準確度給予11/10的評分
Shaun 'intel' Miner 好評
"I'll just play a quick round of Civ"
[16 hours later]
"...Where did the sun go?"
"我玩一會兒文明就好"
[16個小時過後]
"太陽去哪了...?"
3. Prototype™
http://store.steampowered.com/app/10150/?snr=1_7_15__13
Prototype™ on Steam
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You are the Prototype, Alex Mercer, a man without memory armed with amazing shape-shifting abilities, hunting your way to the heart of the conspiracy ...
![[圖]](http://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steam/apps/10150/header.jpg?t=1464729751)
Replication 好評
Destroyed a helicopter by throwing an old lady into it
20/10
丟老太太把直升機給打了下來
評分20/10
ChuckLee 好評
If you get a boner while dismembering innocent people, this game suits your
needs.
如果肢解無辜的人會讓你感到興奮的話，這款正適合你。
Brandongl 好評
pretty good for a prototype, i hope it comes out of Early Access someday
對一款測試遊戲(prototype)來說挺棒的，我希望有天它能脫離測試階段。
Monty Glu Devair 好評
You eat people and gain powers from them by tearing them to pieces.
So it's basically hard-core Kirby
你靠把人撕裂之後吞噬的方法來獲得力量
所以基本上這算是成人版的卡比之星
4.Factorio
http://store.steampowered.com/app/427520
Factorio on Steam
![[圖]]()
Factorio is a game about building and creating automated factories to produce items of increasing complexity, within an infinite 2D world. Use your im ...
![[圖]](http://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steam/apps/427520/header.jpg?t=1475405179)
SparK 負評
Why are you looking at negative comments? BUY IT NOW!
你為什麼還在看負評？趕快買這款遊戲！
SpookyDogeJello 好評
Build factories
Destroy ecosystem
Anger natives
Destroy natives
Take their oil
'Murica Sim 2016
蓋工廠
汙染環境
惹火原住民
消滅原住民
搶走他們的石油
美帝模擬器2016
5.Outlast
http://store.steampowered.com/app/238320/?snr=1_7_15__13
Outlast on Steam
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Hell is an experiment you can't survive in Outlast, a first-person survival horror game developed by veterans of some of the biggest game franchises i ...
![[圖]](http://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steam/apps/238320/header.jpg?t=1447357854)
Moving McTarget 好評
Cure for constipation 11/10
這遊戲把我的便秘治好了 11/10
6.Grand Theft Auto V
http://store.steampowered.com/app/271590/
Grand Theft Auto V on Steam
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GTA Online: Bikers -- Play Now. Form a Biker gang, establish a Clubhouse, start a reputable business, customize new rides including classic choppers, ...
![[圖]](http://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steam/apps/271590/header.jpg?t=1475687512)
Mollusk92 好評
Never have to go bowling with Roman again.
10/10
終於不用再跟Roman去打保齡球了
10/10
KKK 好評
PS3 & XBOX360 Thanks for Alpha Testing.
Xbox One & PS4 Thanks for Beta Testing.
謝謝 PS3 和 XBOX360 提供Alpha測試。
謝謝 Xbox One 和 PS4 提供Beta測試。
7.Tabletop Simulator
http://store.steampowered.com/app/286160
Tabletop Simulator on Steam
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Tabletop Simulator is the only simulator where you can let your aggression out by flipping the table! There are no rules to follow: just you, a physic ...
![[圖]](http://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steam/apps/286160/header.jpg?t=1475882328)
Jazz 好評
Things to do after buying this game
1. Get friends
2. Download Teamspeak Discord
3. Play any board, card, RPG game possible
4. Hope you have enough strength to flip the table
5. Watch "I Love Lucy" in the background
Now if only I get through Step 1...
買了這款遊戲之後要做的事
1.交些朋友
2.下載Discord
3.玩些桌遊、卡牌、或者是RPG遊戲
4.希望你有足夠的力氣可以翻桌
5.同時一邊看影集"I love lucy"
現在我只要先完成第一步就行...
Ayumi 好評
With the recent update adding the tablet, friends can now watch porn together
using this game. 10/10 best game of the century
經過最新的更新之後，玩家現在可以和好友們一同在遊戲中欣賞A片。10/10本世紀最棒
遊戲
8.HuniePop
http://store.steampowered.com/app/339800
HuniePop on Steam
![[圖]]()
HuniePop is a unique sim experience for PC, Mac and Linux. It's a gameplay first approach that's part dating sim, part puzzle game, with light RPG ele ...
![[圖]](http://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steam/apps/339800/capsule_231x87.jpg?t=1461512522)
Clark Kent 好評
I usually play games as right handed, but this one is an exception...
11/10
我通常用右手玩遊戲，不過這款是例外...
11/10
Bill Nye The Science Guy 好評
Fun game
Pros:
-The puzzles are the reasons to get the game
Cons:
-having to explain to my roommate why implaying this game
-having to exxplain to my grilfriend why implaying this game and why did i
even buy it.
-trying to convince people i only got it for the puzzles
這遊戲好玩
優點:
-有趣的益智遊戲
缺點:
-要跟我室友解釋說為什麼我在玩這款遊戲
-要跟我女友解釋說為什麼我在玩這款遊戲還有我當初為什麼要買
-要讓人們相信說我買這款真的只是為了玩益智小遊戲
Wulven 好評
I really enjoyed this. I liked that it got harder as I played. The game
difficulty also increased.
我真的享受這款遊戲。我越玩它就變的越Hard。遊戲的困難度也隨之提升。
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推 : 很多遊戲我都卡在交朋友那段..QQ1F 10/10 01:21
推 : 成人版卡比之星XDD2F 10/10 01:21
推 : 終於不用再跟Roman去打保齡球了 XDDDD3F 10/10 01:29
推 : 越玩越hard....我喜歡這種遊戲4F 10/10 01:33
推 : Roman超好笑5F 10/10 01:54
推 : HARD-CORE?6F 10/10 01:59
推 : 是HARD也可以翻成"硬"XD7F 10/10 01:59
推 : 其實超多評論都超有梗XD 每次看評論都先看搞笑的XD8F 10/10 02:08
推 : XDDD9F 10/10 02:19
![[圖]](http://i.imgur.com/bFiZXM4.png)
推 : Roman太好笑了XDDDD12F 10/10 02:33
推 : 推翻譯XDD13F 10/10 04:03
推 : OUTLAST的好笑14F 10/10 07:15
推 : 推 保齡球是什麼梗？15F 10/10 08:01
推 : 美帝模擬 太靠北了16F 10/10 08:35
推 : 推整理+翻譯17F 10/10 08:53
推 : Roman Bellic，四代主角的表哥，就是一開始去接主角的那位除了找你打保齡球之外，一直要幫他惹出來的事收拾殘局18F 10/10 09:41
推 : 笑死XDD20F 10/10 09:49
推 : 我真的被幾則評論推坑了 XDDD21F 10/10 10:10
→ : 翻譯有押韻也太用心22F 10/10 10:49
推 : 哈哈哈哈~也太有趣了~~~23F 10/10 11:00
推 : 有空可以去看看Mountain這遊戲的評論 也很好笑24F 10/10 11:09
推 : Mountain那個負評最兇狠XD25F 10/10 11:27
→ : ROMAN和成人卡比讓我笑死XD26F 10/10 12:20
推 : Prototype真的可以用老太太砸掉直升機嗎XD?27F 10/10 13:07
推 : 推XD28F 10/10 13:13
推 : 對岸網友評論CSGO 也是很好笑，都在寫小說和酸CF29F 10/10 13:30
推 : Factorio真的好玩，好評%度高的嚇死人，自動控制的經典作30F 10/10 13:36
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