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作者 unique681 (tw)
標題 [問卦] 阿多仔撞到你說sorry 怎麼回比較酷?
時間 Tue Aug 25 12:37:30 2015


剛剛在街上我被阿多仔撞到

阿多仔馬上轉頭跟我說 sorry


小弟英文不好 但想說回什麼勒次ok太弱了

想說應該要回酷一點

最好讓阿多仔會對你刮目相看那種


請問鄉民

有沒有應該怎麼回比較酷的八卦?


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1樓 時間: 2015-08-25 15:00:18 (台灣)
  08-25 15:00 TW
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支持勝文
2樓 時間: 2015-08-25 15:07:19 (台灣)
  08-25 15:07 TW
安娜蘇娜姆
3樓 時間: 2015-08-25 15:34:48 (台灣)
  08-25 15:34 TW
NO PROBLEM
4樓 時間: 2015-08-25 17:19:29 (台灣)
  08-25 17:19 TW
我的魔法會撕裂你
5樓 時間: 2015-08-25 23:45:15 (台灣)
  08-25 23:45 TW
one times not enough;You can one more time
6樓 時間: 2015-08-26 00:18:58 (台灣)
  08-26 00:18 TW
you are very motorcycle
7樓 時間: 2015-08-26 01:45:10 (台灣)
  08-26 01:45 TW
KISS M19 ASS!!
8樓 時間: 2015-08-26 12:16:53 (加拿大)
  08-26 12:16 CA
台灣人撞到你說sorry 你怎麼回就怎麼回
9樓 時間: 2015-08-26 12:26:06 (台灣)
  08-26 12:26 TW
it's fine 就可以了
10樓 時間: 2015-08-26 12:27:24 (台灣)
  08-26 12:27 TW
聳聳肩,不在乎地說:替身使者總是會互相吸引的。
11樓 時間: 2015-08-26 12:42:18 (台灣)
  08-26 12:42 TW
I want play a game
12樓 時間: 2015-08-26 12:48:37 (台灣)
  08-26 12:48 TW
男的說WHATS THE FUCK 女的說 MAY SHOW GUN MORE
13樓 時間: 2015-08-26 12:54:06 (台灣)
  08-26 12:54 TW
艾米里~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!
14樓 時間: 2015-08-26 13:00:33 (台灣)
     (編輯過) TW
馬德法課~
15樓 時間: 2015-08-26 13:37:03 (台灣)
  08-26 13:37 TW
壓馬路普
16樓 時間: 2015-08-26 14:16:06 (台灣)
  08-26 14:16 TW
noob
17樓 時間: 2015-08-26 15:15:15 (台灣)
  08-26 15:15 TW
推文太好笑了啦~XDDD~~
18樓 時間: 2015-08-26 15:25:54 (台灣)
  08-26 15:25 TW
嬌喘一聲倒臥在阿DO阿懷裡 , 嘴巴吹息微微的熱氣 , 臉頰掛著暈紅
19樓 時間: 2015-08-26 15:51:15 (台灣)
  08-26 15:51 TW
薩給痾嘎 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20樓 時間: 2015-08-26 16:29:31 (台灣)
  08-26 16:29 TW
好歡樂的推
21樓 時間: 2015-08-26 16:53:59 (香港)
  08-26 16:53 HK
No worries
22樓 時間: 2015-08-26 16:54:43 (台灣)
  08-26 16:54 TW
You will be pay.
23樓 時間: 2015-08-26 17:46:15 (台灣)
  08-26 17:46 TW
譙幹
24樓 時間: 2015-08-26 19:46:28 (台灣)
  08-26 19:46 TW
笑著說 幹~~~你~~~~娘!!!
25樓 時間: 2015-08-26 23:45:34 (台灣)
  08-26 23:45 TW
once again (o_<)
26樓 時間: 2015-08-27 00:22:13 (美國)
  08-27 00:22 US
   Suck me , Beauty !
27樓 時間: 2015-08-27 02:13:14 (台灣)
  08-27 02:13 TW
國罵啊 客氣啥
28樓 時間: 2015-08-27 09:45:37 (台灣)
  08-27 09:45 TW
看新聞看久了,有刻板印象,
想問男的阿豆ㄚ來台灣是不是都在亂搞,
私生活都很亂?例如:土耳其火槍兵
29樓 時間: 2015-08-27 09:51:34 (台灣)
  08-27 09:51 TW
咩修
30樓 時間: 2015-08-27 23:39:13 (台灣)
  08-27 23:39 TW
幹哞
31樓 時間: 2015-09-02 02:46:32 (台灣)
  09-02 02:46 TW
fucking kid
32樓 時間: 2015-10-16 23:00:14 (台灣)
  10-16 23:00 TW
YEE
33樓 時間: 2015-10-16 23:32:21 (台灣)
  10-16 23:32 TW
i dont care
34樓 時間: 2015-10-16 23:34:11 (台灣)
  10-16 23:34 TW
用枝體語言尻他2拳
r)回覆 e)編輯 d)刪除 M)收藏 ^x)轉錄 同主題: =)首篇 [)上篇 ])下篇