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※ 引述《shenzhu (恍神)》之銘言：
: 意外看到有人試圖散播萊恩雷諾斯支持台獨
: http://i.imgur.com/xdsqPll.jpg
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: 還有很多人抨擊是主辦單位盜用帳號亂發文
: 這是一個吃不到葡萄說葡萄酸的概念，還是我們很快就可以看到死侍拍影片道歉了？

我已經幫Deadpool準備好台詞了

http://imgur.com/b8OSkg1











所以, 中國, 這是我的道歉錄影帶.

DEADPOOL OUT.

Dear China:
Greetings, I'm Deadpool. This is my apology video. If you are watching this
video, I would like to salute you. You and I, are not so different. We tear
down barriers. You have crossed the great firewall, and I have crossed the
great 4th wall.

You might be wondering, why am I doing an apology video? Well, I was recently
informed by Marvel that if I didn't apologize and get myself unbanned from
China, I couldn't be in the next Avengers movie. Sure, the Avengers money
could pay for a lifetime's worth of hookers and chimichangas, but it's not
about Deadpool. It's about the franchise. Deadpool doesn't need the Avengers,
the Avengers need the Pool.

See, the franchise has gotten stale and boring, and it desperately needs a
large dose of Deadpool. In a world of superheroes, they've got a guy who
fucking SHOOT ARROWS delivering exposition and advancing the plot. Meanwhile,
I'm sitting on the sidelines, and i'm IMMORTAL. What a waste of my talent,
and quite frankly, that franchise needs a dose of romantic tension. Right now
the best thing they could come up with is having the ex-wife of some Canadian
Actor possibly hooking up with some large green dude. I mean what the fuck is
that? The fans don't want to see that, the fans want to see Mr. Deadpool
"engaging" with Scarlett Witch. That's what the fans want, and Deadpool
always delivers what the fans want.

Oh right, I forgot, the apology part. Dear people of China: I am truly sorry.
Sorry about the fact that you can't watch my awesome new movie. This movie is
TRULY awesome, in that we didn't have to worry about "ratings" and "box
office numbers". You know when George Clooney says "When I make movies I make
one for me and one for you?" This movie is for you. Some soccer MILF started
a petition to re-edit the movie so her stupid kid can see it. We told that
bitch to fuck off.

I am also sorry that some of you may see the pirated version of this movie on
your computers, and deep down I truly regret that you are unable to
experience my movie the way it was supposed to be: in 3D IMAX. No computer
screen does justice to my Kardashian-like Gluts. I truly regret the fact that
some square in a government office somewhere is denying you the privilege of
seeing my long hard steel penetrating multiple dudes on the big screen.

Finally, China, please lay off my boy Ryan Reynolds. If you are angry at me,
stay angry at me, don't take it out on him. He's just an honest hard working
actor, trying to pay the bills and make alimony payments. Please go see him
in his next Romantic Comedy, where he goes through the motions reading
uninspiring dialogue with Jennifer Lawrence, or is put in inplausible
situations with Sandra Bullock that are supposed to make audience laugh, but
mostly just confuse them. Support him in Van Wilder 5, where he will show is
mastery of the art of acting, alongside the warm corpse of Tara Reid.

So yeah China, this is my apology video. Deadpool, out.

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