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※ 引述《Oldwood (老木)》之銘言：
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: Heehee heehee heeheehee!
: Heehee heehee heeheehee!
: Hic hic hic hic hic!
: Heehee heehee heehee heeheehee!
: Lolz
: Seriously, folks, the world can sometimes be very funny!
: Heehee heehee heeheehee!
: More later as I’m rotfl
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: 備註：補足30字。
: 新加坡總理何晶心情不錯，分享歡笑給大家，請大家一同參與新加坡總理的歡樂世界
何晶又補充了 部分大致翻譯一下 我不諳新加坡英語 有錯請見諒、更正
Hello again, everyone!
我又來了
Just finished a quick dinner, and enjoyed time with the family too ....
剛吃完晚餐 還跟家人度過美好的時光
But friends caused me to chuckle, chuckle again, asking me if my FB account
has been hacked.
許多朋友問我FB帳號是否被盜，讓我笑哈哈
Just having my laughs for the day!
我只不過是在每日一笑罷了!

Last evening, as we finished a 2nd last minute Sunday mtg, one of the team
said: “See you all tomorrow!”
昨晚，有淡馬錫的同事在把工作做完時向大家說:「明天見!」
Pause ...

“Ya, see you all tomorrow at 9:30am!”, another piped up.
另外一個人說:「明天早上9:30見!」
And we all laughed.
我們大家都開懷大笑 (幹 新加坡人是這麼無趣啊  這種東西都笑得出來)
Yes, they needed time to work through their numbers - no doubt they had
worked through the night to get some sense of what we can or cannot deliver,
by the time we regrouped this morning to look at the week by week
deliverables.
半夜加班
So off we go since the morning - different teams with different work streams
..
公司每個團隊都努力的工作中
The last team from Temasek Foundation raised the issue of the prisons.

Can we provide hand sanitizers?

Obviously, it would not be practical to provide high alcohol hand sanitizers.

So the zero alcohol hand sanitizers it is - and we would need to organise for
the prisons to fill the bottles for themselves, like how Harry’s bar is
filling up sanitizers for our dorm residents.

And the wardens too?

Of course, we must cover the wardens too.

And what about masks?

Yup! We should.

Let’s see - how many chaps are we talking about?
公司基金會要提供防疫物資給監獄 大概就這樣 不想翻了
Oh, let’s take a look at the reusable masks coming in ... this month this,
next month that, ....

Oh dear! We’ll need to order more - and every one so intent on the schedule,
until one of the cooler heads piped up:

Errrr ... may i know if we are talking about millions or thousands?

Puzzled looks all around, and silence over the air waves from the dial in
folks.

Oh! Oops! Oh dear! Yah!

Silly me! My numeracy went out the window! Yah! Long day, lah!
何晶發出奇怪聲音中 請稍後
We had lost track of the number of zeroes, and of course we can cover them -
well within the number of reusable masks coming in next week, all the way
through August.
剛剛有團隊在口罩需求數量上不小心多加了了好幾個零
Yay! We can easily cover them!
淡馬錫好棒棒
We all laughed - a good end to a good day.

Then, as i was catching up on some reading, ping!

Hey, hc, these folks who don’t allow people to post contrarian views on
their sites? They think yours truly shouldn’t post so much on FB bcos:
a) yours truky is married to abc;
b) yours is ceo of xyz
許多人認為我不應該在臉書上po這些東西，因為
A我是XXX的老婆
B我是XXX公司的CEO
Oh wow!

I couldn’t help but be so tickled.
Wow!
哇 哈哈
Folks who blocked others from posting contrarians views on their sites, while
they try to mouth the slogan of free speech - they now want to deprive yours
truly from posting on my own FB page?
某些人禁止他人在個人網站上PO這些不受歡迎的觀點，同時推崇言論自由
他們現在要限制我PO臉書的權利?
Awwww .... that’s pretty rich, don’t you think?
哇 他們好棒棒啊
Heehee heehee heeheehee!
(何晶是不是被李顯龍給玩壞了)


Sorry, folks, am just having fun!

Was born a maverick - coming feet first instead of head first - so i guess
irreverence is in my blood ...

Yay!

Never mind - that’s life - and tomorrow is another day!

Have a good night, and have a good rest, everyone!
晚安
And thank you all, for watching out for me, and especially for looking out
for each other and for everyone else who may need help in Singapore and
elsewhere.

Jiayou!
加油
And hugs!

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天涯何處無芳草，何必單戀一枝花

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