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http://www.thechucknorrisfacts.com/

簡單翻釋幾個小弟覺得很棒的 (若有重複請多包涵)

 1. While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride
   and accidentally won the Tour de France.

   有次羅禮士在法國渡假,騎腳踏車四處晃晃,
   最後不小心贏了環法自行車大賽冠軍

 2. Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia,
   fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic

   害怕蜘蛛稱作恐蛛症; 害怕狹小空間稱作幽閉恐懼症;
   害怕羅禮士叫作"邏輯"

 3. When Alexander Bell invented the telephone
   he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris

   當貝爾發明電話時, 他發現有三通來自羅禮士的未接來電

 4. Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.
   The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.

   羅禮士房間有張棕熊做的地毯; 其實那頭熊還沒死, 牠只是不敢動

 5. There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris,
   but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

   曾經有一條羅禮士路, 但後來改名了; 沒有人可以踏在羅禮士上頭還活命

 6. Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital.....twice.

   羅禮士曾捐過他的心臟 ... 兩次!

 7. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

   羅禮士曾經從一數到無限大 ... 兩次!

 8. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers
   the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

   羅禮士從不打獵因為打獵某程度上可能會失敗; 他是去殺戮

 9. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

   羅禮士是不睡覺的; 他只是在等待

10. Some kids piss their name in the snow.
    Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.

    有些小孩會在雪地上用尿寫自己的名字
    羅禮士則是在水泥地上用尿刻出自己的名字 (已修正 :) )

11. Chuck Norris can speak braille.

    羅禮士會說點字 (盲人用的)

12. Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd;
    no one fools Chuck Norris.

    羅禮士的日歷3/31之後就是4/2; 沒有人可以愚弄羅禮士!

13. Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.

    有次羅禮士下了三子就贏了四子棋

14. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

    羅禮士可以刪掉資源回收筒

15. In his will, Chuck Norris has specified that if he dies,
    he will bury himself.

    羅禮士的遺囑特別載明, 他死後要自己埋葬自己

16. Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain,
    the cobra died.

    有次羅禮士被眼鏡蛇咬到腿, 經過五天的劇痛, 眼鏡蛇死了

17. Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon

    羅禮士能從檸檬榨出柳橙汁

18. Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.

    羅禮士用紙來切剪刀

19. Chuck Norris can capitalize numbers.

    羅禮士能把阿拉伯數字變大寫

20. Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.

    羅禮士玩過樂高; 這也是金字塔的由來


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