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作者 標題 [笑話] 賣矛與盾的商人
時間 Tue Aug 21 23:14:56 2012
楚國有個賣矛又賣盾的人,
他先誇耀自己的盾說:“我的盾很堅固,任何東西都無法穿破它!”
然後,他又誇自己的矛說:“我的矛很銳利,能把任何東西穿破!”
旁邊有個人就問他:“如果用你的矛去刺你的盾,
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舉著能當成一把傘麼? 馬上就要下雨了啊。
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