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除去核武，受限於經濟能力的落差，俄羅斯的軍力已經遠不如中美

reddit NonCredibleDefense版 上面現在滿滿的嘲諷文章

其中有一個連接是莫斯科號事件當天，鵝爹喉舌的政論節目

很有蘇聯笑話的既視感


https://tinyurl.com/2wmmj6zh



Old man: i won't be talking about events back then or now

老人: 我不想提之前或現在發生的狀況

Old man: BUT THE VERY FACT they're encroaching on our land is ABSOLUTELY A
CASUS BELLI!!

老人: 但他們侵占我們的土地的這一事實，構成開戰的絕對理由!!

Old man: CAUSE FOR WAR, REAL WAR, NO JOKE!

老人: 開戰理由，真正的戰爭，不開玩笑!

Announcer Lady: IT'S SPECIAL. OPERATION. OF RUSSIA. ON THE TERRITORY OF
UKRAINE

女主持人: 這是俄羅斯在烏克蘭境內的特殊軍事行動 (她很清楚不能說是戰爭)

Old man: The special operation is over! It ended tonight!

老人: 特殊軍事行動結束了! 今晚結束!

Old man: It ends when our motherland gets attacked

老人: 當我們祖國受到攻擊時，行動就結束了

Old man: It means total... I won't say what's it gonna be but we have to save
these kids!

老人: 它代表總... 我不會說接下來會發生什麼，但我們必須救救這些孩子們

Announcer Lady: When you say "this night" you mean the Moskva cruiser? When
you say 'war' you mean total mobilization..?

女主持人: 你說今晚，指的是莫斯科號巡洋艦? 你說戰爭，意思是發動總動員?

Old man: Stop ! I didn't want to talk about 'Moskva" especially since there
were different

老人: 停! 我不想談莫斯科號，尤其跟我談論的事情不同

Old man: But you said it. Moskva cruiser is absolutely a cause for war, it's
OUR FLAGSHIP!

老人: 但既然妳說了，莫斯科號當然構成開戰理由，她是我們的旗艦!

Old man: There's nothing to think about. We need a response but what kind?

老人: 沒有其他需要考慮的。我們需要有所回應，但會是何種形式?

Old man: We have to come up with something

老人: 我們必須有所反應

Old man: Of course I'm sure victory will be ours. We need it at any cost or
else... We better not talk what else, we need only victory!

老人: 當然我確定勝利屬於我們。我們必須不計代價取勝否則..我們最好不要談別的，我
們只需要勝利!

Announcer Lady: Talking about Moskva cruiser, it's very troubling news

女主持人: 提到莫斯科號，那是令人十分擔憂的新聞

Announcer Lady: It would've been very tragic to learn we lost it but once
again I have to outline this

女主持人: 失去她是一場悲劇，但我必須再次強調

Announcer Lady: This info is currently only spread by Ukrainian media, our
Ministry of Defense said there is a fire, detonation of a piece of ammunition,


for the official info.

女主持人: 我們不知道她是否能自主航行，我們需要等到官方報告

Old Man: Thank god the crew is fine!

另一個男人: 感謝老天船員沒事!




女主持人不斷強調政府的立場，這是特殊軍事行動，不是戰爭。船不是被烏軍擊沉，是自
己失火lol

最好笑是reddit的最佳評論:


"Thank God the crew is fine."

Oh. Oh god. Nobody tell him.

"感謝老天船員沒事"

喔。喔天啊。沒人告訴他


I am sure they are fine. I am sure Ukraine used the non-lethal Anti-ship
missiles.

我確定他們一定沒事。我確定烏克蘭使用了非致命反艦飛彈。





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