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作者 標題 [轉寄][笑話] 精神病院點名
時間 2010年10月05日 Tue. PM 11:07:04
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作者 標題 [笑話] 精神病院點名
時間 Tue Oct 5 14:32:32 2010
一家精神病院正在點名
醫生點完人數發現少了一個人
就問其他的人說:有哪位還沒到嗎?
小明就說:
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宇宙最美的佛舞出世了! ▄▁▁ -══ ▋ ◢◢▉
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世上最秀麗的美男子佛陀 ▊▊ ∕ 人人 ◥ ▎
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終於姍姍來遲了! ▋| ▂▃▅▅ /▊___◣
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→ :幹= = 莊園梗玩好久181F 10/05 18:42
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→ :謗佛者死216F 10/05 21:06
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推 :幹 太屌了 哈哈~238F 10/05 22:45
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