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作者 標題 Re: [無言] 小孩真的要管好
時間 Mon Nov 12 23:39:00 2012
昨天我和男友去大遠百八樓喝下午茶
裡面的環境很安靜 講話都輕聲細語的
有一個年輕媽媽帶著小孩和她朋友一起進來
一開始小孩乖乖的
但可能年紀小坐不住就開始煩她媽媽
(看起來可能才剛學會說話、會坐會站)
弟弟:馬麻
媽媽:(不理他繼續聊天)
弟弟:馬麻
媽媽:(不理他繼續聊天)
弟弟:馬麻
媽媽:(不理他繼續聊天)
就這樣
弟弟喊媽媽喊了快半個小時
他媽媽不理就是不理
小孩是不吵 但一直用同樣的聲調和音調喊半個小時真的超煎熬的
後來弟弟可能發現媽媽不理他 他就突然安靜了
就在我謝天謝地之際 他突然又開口了
弟弟:太太ˊ_>ˋ
(音調請參考http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDdzqqRPeqc)
然後他媽媽就爆氣了XDDDDDDDD
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