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※ 本文為 Knuckles 轉寄自 ptt.cc 更新時間: 2012-11-29 23:34:18
看板 StupidClown
作者 a1768200 (^.<)
標題 Re: [無言] 小孩真的要管好
時間 Mon Nov 12 23:39:00 2012



昨天我和男友去大遠百八樓喝下午茶
裡面的環境很安靜 講話都輕聲細語的
有一個年輕媽媽帶著小孩和她朋友一起進來
一開始小孩乖乖的
但可能年紀小坐不住就開始煩她媽媽
(看起來可能才剛學會說話、會坐會站)

弟弟:馬麻
媽媽:(不理他繼續聊天)
弟弟:馬麻
媽媽:(不理他繼續聊天)
弟弟:馬麻
媽媽:(不理他繼續聊天)

就這樣
弟弟喊媽媽喊了快半個小時
他媽媽不理就是不理
小孩是不吵 但一直用同樣的聲調和音調喊半個小時真的超煎熬的
後來弟弟可能發現媽媽不理他 他就突然安靜了
就在我謝天謝地之際 他突然又開口了




















弟弟:太太ˊ_>ˋ
(音調請參考http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDdzqqRPeqc)
相聲瓦舍 太太要不要買醬油 - YouTube
相聲瓦舍的表演真的很棒, 大家多多支持看表演或購買原版DVD

 




然後他媽媽就爆氣了XDDDDDDDD




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推 TOMMY75410:我小時候也是這樣= =8F 11/12 23:52
→ TOMMY75410:叫我媽教我查字典，他就叫我自己查
→ TOMMY75410:害我之後都考0分
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推 JFla:我家是:媽媽媽媽媽媽媽媽媽媽媽...喂同學我在叫.... (回頭瞪)31F 11/13 01:13
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Family Guy - Lois Mom Mum Mommy - YouTube
Stewie badgers Lois for her attention, repeatedly.

 
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