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作者 標題 Re: [笑話] 你媽超胖
時間 Wed Feb 13 18:12:20 2013
我流翻譯。
順便加些我流註解幫助理解。想看註解請開燈。
※ 引述《OHLALALALA (喔啦啦啦啦)》之銘言:
: 這系列讓我想到以前在美國很愛看有個叫Yomama的節目
: 就是兩個人用Yo mama is so fat當梗互戰
: 可惜都沒人翻譯...
: Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
1.你媽超胖,她的肚臍比她早到家 15 分鐘。
: Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease,
: the doctor gave her ten years to live.
2.你媽超胖,當她得了蝕肉病時,醫生說她還剩十年可活。
: Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her
: farts.
3.你媽超胖,胖到氣象局要為她放的每個屁取名字。
(通常只有颱風(颶風)才會有名字)
: Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "taxi!"
4.你媽超胖,當她穿上黃色雨衣時,人們會對著她喊「計程車!」
: Yo mama is so fat that she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George
: Washington's nose.
5.你媽超胖,當她坐在一美元上時,會從華盛頓鼻孔中擠出鼻屎來。
: Yo mama is so fat that when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
6.你媽超胖,當她進電梯時,電梯只能向下。
: Yo mama is so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing
: up.
7.你媽超胖,當她的呼叫器響起時,別人以為她正在倒車。
: Yo mama is so fat that she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
8.你媽超胖,她的褲子必須攤在私家車道上才能熨。
driveway 指的是私有車道,最常見的是通往車庫的道路。
在美國影片中從馬路通往車庫的那條車道就是 driveway,也可用於停車。
: Yo mama is so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing
: flip flops.
9.你媽超胖,她出門穿的高跟鞋到她回家時變成平底拖。
: Yo mama is so fat that people jog around her for exercise.
10.你媽超胖,人們會繞著她慢跑當運動。
: Yo mama is so fat that she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her
: for the New World.
11.你媽超胖,她之前在海上漂的時候被西班牙當成新大陸。
哥倫布是西班牙人。
: Yo mama is so fat that you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie
: on the other side just to get her through!
12.你媽超胖,你得在門框上抹油並在另一側拿海綿蛋糕引誘她才能讓她穿過門。
Twinkie 是一種包奶油餡的海綿蛋糕
: Yo mama is so fat that that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up
: and tries to tow her back into the ocean...
13.你媽超胖,當她坐在海灘上時,綠色和平組織會出現,並嘗試她拖回海中。
拯救鯨豚... 醬。
: Yo mama is so fat that when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
14.你媽超胖,當她玩高空彈跳時,橋也會跟著入水。
: Yo mama is so fat that when she talks to herself, it’s a long distance call.
15.你媽超胖,當她自言自語時要算長途電話。
: Yo mama is so fat that the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale.
16.你媽超胖,她上次看到 90210 時,是在體重計上看到。
90210 是 CW 電視網從 2008 年開始製播的熱門青少年影集。劇情基本上
圍繞在一群住在比佛利的富家子弟身上。90210 是比佛利的郵遞區號。
: Yo mama is so fat that light bends around her.
17.你媽超胖,光在她身邊會偏折。
光的行進路線會因為重力而偏折,重力越大,偏折程度越大。
: Yo mama is so fat that I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still
: printing!
18.你媽超胖,我去年耶誕節幫她拍的照片到現在還沒印完。
: Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on Wal-Mart, she lowered the prices.
19.你媽超胖,她去大潤發的時候連價格都被她壓低了。
Wal-Mart 是美國知名大賣場,台灣一般譯為沃爾瑪。
此處譯大潤發是基於本土化 (localization) 的考量。
此處譯大潤發是基於本土化 (localization) 的考量。
: Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on an iphone, it turned into an ipad.
20.你媽超胖,iPhone 被她坐到會變成 iPad。
: Yo mama is so fat that she gets group insurance.
21.你媽超胖,胖到可以買團險。
: Yo mama is so fat that she was zoned for commercial development.
22.你媽超胖,胖到被規劃成商業區。
: Yo mama is so fat that she walked into the Gap and filled it.
23.你媽超胖,胖到走進峽谷峽谷就滿了。
這裡是在玩 Gap 語意的雙關。Gap 是美國一家平價成衣的品牌。
gap 也有峽谷的意思。走入 Gap(商店)填滿 gap(峽谷)。
: Yo mama is so fat that she comes at you from all directions.
24.你媽超胖,胖到能從四面八方接近你。
: Yo mama is so fat that when she climbed onto a diving board at the beach, the
: lifeguard told your dad "sorry, you can't park here".
25.你媽超胖,當她在海邊爬上跳板時,救生員跟你爸說:「抱歉,車不能停這裡。」
: Yo mama is so fat that her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
26.你媽超胖,她的榖片碗要附救生員。
: Yo mama is so fat that she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagen.
27.你媽超胖,胖到看起來像在走私福斯汽車。
話說福斯歷史上最著名的車種是金龜車...
: Yo mama is so fat that when she got her shoes shined, she had to take the guy
: ’s word for it.
28.你媽超胖,當她找人幫她擦鞋時,必須相信擦鞋人說的話。
因為低頭看不見鞋...
: Yo mama is so fat that when she sings, it’s over for everybody.
29.抱歉,理解不能。(想不出有什麼好笑的點)
: Yo mama is so fat that when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of
: the milk carton to display her picture.
30.你媽超胖,當她走失時,印她的協尋照片得用上牛奶盒的四個面。
美國部分地區會在牛奶盒上印失蹤者的照片。
: Yo mama is so fat that when she was growing up she didn’t play with dolls,
: she played with midgets.
31.你媽超胖,她小時候玩的不是洋娃娃,而是小矮人。
: Yo mama is so fat that she uses two buses for roller-blades.
32.你媽超胖,胖到拿兩台公車當滑輪鞋。
: Yo mama's so fat she blew up the Deathstar.
33.你媽超胖,胖到把死星壓爆。
: Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to a buffet, she gets the group rate.
34.你媽超胖,胖到去吃自助餐能享團體價。
: Yo mama is so fat that she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
35.你媽超胖,胖到繫皮帶時得用上迴力鏢。
將皮帶一端繫在迴力鏢上丟出...
: Yo mama is so fat that she doesn’t eat with a fork, she eats with a
: forklift.
36.你媽超胖,胖到吃東西不用叉子改用堆高機。
: Yo mama is so fat that the last time the landlord saw her, he doubled the
: rent.
37.你媽超胖,胖到房東上次看到她就把租金加倍。
: Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers won’t look at her.
38.你媽超胖,胖到體重糾察隊直接無視她。
因為沒救了...
: Yo mama is so fat that the highway patrol made her wear a sign saying
: "Caution! Wide Turn".
39.你媽超胖,胖到高速公路警察要她掛上「注意!需要大轉彎空間」的牌子。
轉彎時需要極大空間的車輛如聯結車、大卡車須加掛這類警告標誌。
: Yo mama is so fat that when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE
轉彎時需要極大空間的車輛如聯結車、大卡車須加掛這類警告標誌。
: Yo mama is so fat that when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE
: HOUSE!
40.你媽超胖,當她坐在房子附近時,整間房子都被她圍繞著。
這是在玩 around 語意雙關。sit around the house 指的是在房子
附近坐著,around 也有環繞的意思,此時指在房子外繞著一圈。
: Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time,
: please".
41.你媽超胖,當她站上體重計時,讀數寫著「一次一人,拜託。」
: Yo mama is so fat that she fell in love and broke it.
42.你媽超胖,當她墜入愛河時,河底都破了。
: Yo mama is so fat that when she gets on the scale it says "We don't do
: livestock".
43.你媽超胖,當她站上體重計時,機器會說「不能秤畜牲」。
: Yo mama is so fat that when she tripped on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.
44.你媽超胖,當她在第 4 大道被絆倒時,到 12 大道才落地。
: Yo mama is so fat that God couldn't light the Earth until she moved!
45.你媽超胖,在她離開前上帝無法給地球光明。
: Yo mama is so fat that even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
46.你媽超胖,連比爾蓋茲也付不起她的抽脂費用。
: Yo mama is so fat that she has to pull down her pants to get into her
: pockets.
47.你媽超胖,她得把褲子脫下手才能伸進口袋。
: Yo mama is so fat that she was born on the fourth, fifth, and sixth of June.
48.你媽超胖,她的生日是六月四日、五日跟六日。
: Yo mama is so fat that she could fall down and wouldn’t even know it.
49.你媽超胖,胖到自己跌倒也沒感覺。
: Yo mama is so fat that the sign inside one restaurant says, “Maximum
: occupancy: 300, or Yo momma.”
50.你媽超胖,胖到有餐廳的招牌寫著:「人數上限:300 人或妳媽一人」
: Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
51.你媽超胖,連阿斯匹靈都要佐美乃滋。
: Yo mama is so fat that she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
52.你媽超胖,她出生的時候嘴裡含著銀鏟子。
出生時含著金、銀湯匙的加強版...
: Yo mama is so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
53.你媽超胖,當她要移動屁股肉時,得分兩次載。
haul 意指搬運,特別是指使用卡車等大型機具進行的搬運工作。
: Yo mama is so fat that she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
54.你媽超胖,她得去海洋世界才能受洗。
一般受洗是使用浴盆。海洋世界有可以裝鯨豚的大水箱...
: Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton’s got an echo.
55.你媽超胖,她的肚臍眼會有回音。
: Yo mama is so fat that when she turns around people throw her a welcome back
: party.
56.你媽超胖,當她轉過身來時,人們會為她辦返鄉派對。
轉個身要花很長的時間。
: Yo mama is so fat that her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.
57.你媽超胖,卡在她肚臍眼裡的不是線頭,而是毛衣。
肚臍有時會卡雜物,常見的是衣服線頭。
: Yo mama is so fat that a picture of her would fall off the wall.
58.你媽超胖,她的照片在牆上掛不住。
fall off 是脫離的意思。此句指照片太大,重到無法掛在牆上。
: Yo mama is so fat that when she takes a shower, her feet don’t get wet.
59.你媽超胖,她淋浴時腳都不會濕。
: Yo mama is so fat that she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
60.你媽超胖,她得用油漆滾筒來上口紅。
: Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
61.你媽超胖,陰影多到能出售。
: Yo mama is so fat that I ran around her twice and got lost.
62.你媽超胖,我上次繞她跑個兩圈就迷路了。
: Yo mama is so fat that the shadow of her butt weighs 100 pounds.
63.你媽超胖,她屁股的影子就重達 100 磅。
約相當於 45.359237 公斤。
: Yo mama is so fat that when she’s standing on the corner police drive by and
: yell, “Hey, break it up.”
64.你媽超胖,胖到她站在街角警察從旁邊經過時,會大喊「嘿!你們給我住手!」
當有人鬥毆時,可喊 break it up 勸參與者住手。
: Yo mama is so fat that her blood type is Ragu.
65.你媽超胖,她的血型是義大利肉醬。
Ragu 是一個義式醬料的品牌,也生產義大利肉醬。
ragu 是義大利肉醬。
: Yo mama is so fat that when she runs the fifty-yard dash she needs an
: overnight bag.
66.你媽超胖,當她參加 50 碼短跑時需要用上手提旅行袋。
基本上這意味著移動 50 碼距離需要耗費很長的時間。
: Yo mama is so fat that she can’t even fit into an AOL chat room.
67.你媽超胖,胖到 AOL 聊天室也裝不下她。
AOL 的線上聊天室一開始最多只能塞 23 個人。
: Yo mama is so fat that she doesn’t have a tailor, she has a contractor.
68.你媽超胖,她有的不是裁縫師而是承包商。
: Yo mama is so fat that she measures 36-24-36, and the other arm is just as
: big.
69.你媽超胖,她的三圍是 36-24-36,她另一隻手臂也是這大小。
36-24-36:上臂、手肘、下臂三圍。
: Yo mama is so fat that she gets her toenails painted at Lucky’s Auto Body.
70.你媽超胖,胖到得去來福車體美容中心塗腳趾甲油。
: Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride
: HER!
71.你媽超胖,胖到當她去遊樂園時,人們會試著乘坐她。
: Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
72.你媽超胖,胖到當她朝空中跳時會卡住。
: Yo mama is so fat that she has more Chins than a Chinese phone book!
73.你媽超胖,胖到下巴層數超過中國的電話簿頁數。
有些人會有雙下巴、三下巴... 醬瞭了嗎?
: Yo mama is so fat that she influences the tides.
74.你媽超胖,胖到能影響潮汐。
: Yo mama is so fat that when she plays hopscotch, she goes "New York, L.A.,
: Chicago..."
75.你媽超胖,胖到玩跳房子時嘴中喊的是「紐約、洛杉磯、芝加哥...」
: Yo mama is so fat that NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
76.你媽超胖,胖到 NASA 得射顆衛星繞著她轉。
: Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
77.你媽超胖,當她坐在我臉上時,我聽不到音響的聲音。
HornyDragon 已經把色色的部分說完了。
: Yo mama is so fat that they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
78.你媽超胖,得在澡盆上加潤滑油才能把她弄出澡盆。
其實他媽的油應該就能當潤滑油用了...(噁)
: Yo mama is so fat that she's on both sides of the family!
79.你媽超胖,家族照兩端都能看到她。
這裡的 both sides 比較難解釋。如果 family 解釋成概念上的
家族很難以理解,比較可能是家族照片 (family photo) 的兩端。
: Yo mama is so fat that at the zoo, the elephants throw HER peanuts.
80.你媽超胖,到動物園連大象都丟花生餵她。
: Yo mama is so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her.
81.你媽超胖,你得側翻兩圈才能從她身上離開。
美制 King size 的床為 1.95m × 2.05m,
大小就差不多是成人側翻兩圈的寬度。
: Yo mama is so fat that she sets off car alarms when she runs.
82.你媽超胖,她奔跑時會觸發汽車警報器。
汽車警報器在地面劇烈震動時也會被觸發。
: Yo mama is so fat that she cant reach into her back pocket.
83.你媽超胖,胖到摸不到後方口袋。
: Yo mama is so fat that she has her own gravity field.
84.你媽超胖,胖到有自己的重力場。
其實每個人都有重力場,大小差異而已。
: Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
85.你媽超胖,她踩在彩虹上就做出彩虹糖。
: Yo mama is so fat that the only pictures you have of her were taken by
: satellite cameras.
86.你媽超胖,她唯一一張照片是衛星攝影機拍的。
: Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a "Malcolm X" T-shirt, helicopters try
: to land on her back!
87.你媽超胖,當她穿上「Malcolm X」的T恤時,直昇機會想停到她背上。
直昇機停機坪上有個大大的H,在某些角度看會像X。
: Yo mama is so fat that that she cant tie her own shoes.
88.你媽超胖,胖到沒辦法自己綁鞋帶。
: Yo mama is so fat that when she lays on the beach, people run around yelling
: Free Willy.
89.你媽超胖,當她躺在沙灘上時,人們會繞著她跑並大喊「釋放威利」!
Willy 是 1990 年代電影「Free Willy」(威鯨闖天關)劇中一隻
Willy 是 1990 年代電影「Free Willy」(威鯨闖天關)劇中一隻
殺人鯨的名字,Willy 在戲中因為許多人的奔走而得以重返大自然。
: Yo mama is so fat that she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
90.你媽超胖,她用紅杉木來剔牙。
紅杉木的高度可超過 100 公尺。
: Yo mama is so fat that she cut her leg and gravy poured out
91.你媽超胖,她切傷腳的時候噴的是滷肉汁。
: Yo mama is so fat that she was in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade...
: wearing ropes.
92.你媽超胖,胖到之前繫著繩子參加梅西百貨的感恩節遊行。
指在遊行中出現,以繩索固定的巨大造型氣球。
: Yo mama is so fat that she went on a light diet. As soon as it’s light she
: starts eating.
93.你媽超胖,所以跑去參加輕食活動。只要有光,她就開始吃東西。
玩 light 的雙關。light 有「輕」的意思,也有「光」的意思。
這個也暗喻你媽很笨,誤以為「輕食」是「見光食」。
: Yo mama is so fat that she’s half Italian, half Irish, and half American.
94.你媽超胖,她一半是義大利人、一半是愛爾蘭人,一半是美國人。
其實這裡的 half 應該改成 one third,即 1/3。
: Yo mama is so fat that her waist size is the Equator.
95.你媽超胖,她的腰圍等於赤道。
: Yo mama is so fat that she can’t even jump to a conclusion.
96.你媽超胖,胖到沒辦法跳到結論。
jump to a conclusion 指的是驟下定論。
是英文片語衍生出來的笑話,譯成中文很難笑。
: Yo mama is so fat that she uses a mattress for a tampon.
97.你媽超胖,得拿床墊當衛生棉條。
: Yo mama is so fat that when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that
: rock at me?"
98.你媽超胖,當她被公車撞時她說:「誰丟我石頭?」
: Yo mama is so fat that we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay for her
: because we dressed her up as a Toyota.
99.你媽超胖,當我們前往得來速時不必替她付錢,因為她穿成頭又大的樣子。
: Yo mama is so fat that that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch
: marks.
100.你媽超胖,當她出生時,醫院有了妊娠紋。
: Yo mama is so fat that she was cut from the cast of E.T., because she caused
: an eclipse when she rode the bike across the moon.
101.你媽超胖,胖到被排除在 E.T. 的演員名單外,因為她騎腳踏車越過月亮
時造成了月蝕。
: Yo mama is so fat that when you get on top of her your ears pop.
102.你媽超胖,當你在她上面時會耳鳴。
這裡的 get on top 指的不是到頭頂,而是指「爬到上方」。
換句話說... 其實也有色情含意。
: Yo mama is so fat that she got hit by a car and had to go to the hospital to
: have it removed.
103.你媽超胖,她之前被車撞的時候得到醫院把車子拿掉。
: Yo mama is so fat that she eats "Wheat Thicks".
104.你媽超胖,她吃的是「小麥厚片」。
HornyDragon 解釋過,衍生自 Wheat Thin(品牌)。
: Yo mama is so fat that we're in her right now!
105.你媽超胖,我們現在就在她身體裡!
: Yo mama is so fat that she went to the movie theatre and sat next to
: everyone.
106.你媽超胖,她去看電影的時候每個人身邊都坐著她。
: Yo mama is so fat that she has been declared a natural habitat for condors.
107.你媽超胖,胖到被宣布是禿鷹的天然棲息地。
: Yo mama is so fat that when she wants to shake someones hand, she has to give
: directions!
108.你媽超胖,胖到跟別人握手時得給別人方向指示!
這裡的 directions 指的是「向前 50 公尺右轉直走」這樣的指示。
: Yo mama is so fat that even Dora can't explore her!
: Yo mama is so fat that even Dora can't explore her!
109.你媽超胖,連朵拉都沒辦法探索她!
: Yo mama is so fat that when she gets on the scale it says "to be continued".
110.你媽超胖,當她踩上體重計時,體重計會顯示「待續」。
: Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to a resturant, she looks at the menu
: and says "okay!"
111.你媽超胖,當她去餐廳吃飯時,她會看著菜單然後說「好,就醬!」
這裡的「okay」意指不點餐,全部菜色都要的意思。
: Yo mama is so fat that her neck looks like a dozen hot dogs!
112.你媽超胖,她的脖子看起來像排了一打熱狗。
意象類似於多層下巴,只是位置移到脖子。
: Yo mama is so fat that when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
113.你媽超胖,她玩高空彈跳時會直墜地獄。
: Yo mama is so fat that she's got her own area code!
114.你媽超胖,胖到有自己的(電話)區碼。
: Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets.
115.你媽超胖,胖到得買三張機票。
: Yo mama is so fat that whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
116.你媽超胖,她每次去海邊就會漲潮。
: Yo mama is so fat that she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
117.你媽超胖,她腿上有美國鐵路的記號。
暗指大到可以在上面鋪鐵路。
: Yo mama is so fat that her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
118.你媽超胖,她的腿就像變質奶 - 又白又粗短!
: Yo mama is so fat that I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the
: her good side!
119.你媽超胖,我得搭火車再轉兩次公車才能到她的另一邊!
: Yo mama is so fat that she wakes up in sections!
120.你媽超胖,她得分段起床。
: Yo mama is so fat that when she lies on the beach no one else gets any sun!
121.你媽超胖,當她躺在沙灘上時,其他人都曬不到陽光。
: Yo mama is so fat that that her senior pictures had to be taken from a
: helicopter!
122.你媽超胖,她的高中畢業照得從直升機上拍。
: Yo mama is so fat that everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
123.你媽超胖,她每次穿高跟鞋走路就會鑽探到石油。
strike oil 是指鑽探到石油。
: Yo mama is so fat that she fell and created the Grand Canyon!
124.你媽超胖,她之前跌個跤就創造了大峽谷。
: Yo mama is so fat that even her clothes have stretch marks!
125.你媽超胖,連她的衣服都有妊娠紋。
: Yo mama is so fat that she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
126.你媽超胖,胖到得拿錄放影機當呼叫器。
這裡的 VCR 指的應該是傳統的卡式錄放影機。
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Videocassette_recorder
Videocassette recorder - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
The videocassette recorder (or VCR, also known as the video recorder) is an electro-mechanical device that records analog audio and analog video from broadcast television on a removable, magnetic tape videocassette, so that the images and sound can be played back at a more convenient time. This use ...
The videocassette recorder (or VCR, also known as the video recorder) is an electro-mechanical device that records analog audio and analog video from broadcast television on a removable, magnetic tape videocassette, so that the images and sound can be played back at a more convenient time. This use ...
: Yo mama is so fat that she got hit by a parked car!
127.你媽超胖,胖到被停妥的汽車撞。
這裡的意思應該是指因為重量過重造成地面下陷,
使得停妥的汽車下滑而撞到人。
: Yo mama is so fat that they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee
: jumping.
128.你媽超胖,她內衣的鬆緊帶可以拿來高空彈跳。
: Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to
: get up again.
129.你媽超胖,當她在摔倒後想起身時,會把自己晃到睡著。
起身的動作造成地震,地面晃動產生催眠效果。
: Yo mama is so fat that that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of
: gas.
130.你媽超胖,當我開車繞著她轉一圈時,我油用光了。
: Yo mama is so fat that when she went to church and sat on a bible, Jesus came
: out and said "LET MY PEOPLE GO!"
131.你媽超胖,她之前在教堂坐到聖經時,耶穌跑了出來說「放我的人一馬!」
重量的壓迫 <=> 非人般奴隸生活的壓迫。
: Yo mama is so fat that when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
132.你媽超胖,當她在演唱會舞動時,整個樂團都會彈跳起來。
skip 最原始的意思是蹦跳。這裡的意思應該是指你媽跳舞時造成
的震動大到能讓樂團在舞台上彈跳起來。
: Yo mama is so fat that she stands in two time zones.
133.你媽超胖,她腳跨兩個時區。
其實一般人也可以輕易地腳跨兩時區,站在時區分界線即可。XD
: Yo mama is so fat that she went to the fair and the kids thought she was a
: bouncy castle.
134.你媽超胖,她去參加園遊會時小孩子以為她是蹦跳城堡。
bouncy castle 是一種遊樂設施,外觀是城堡造型,
內有彈簧墊:http://www.gortbouncycastles.com/pics/pic4.jpg
: Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have
: to install speed bumps.
135.你媽超胖,她去吃到飽的時候,店家必須安裝減速丘。
這裡指的是你媽在店內移動搜刮食物的速度很快,需要設減速丘減速。
減速丘:http://positivelygood.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/speed.jpg
: Yo mama is so fat that when she went to seaworld the whales started singing
: "We Are Family".
136.你媽超胖,她之前去海洋世界,鯨魚就開始唱「我們是一家人」。
: Yo mama is so fat that she fell out of both sides of her bed.
137.你媽超胖,她能同時掉下床的兩邊。
可見這寬度非常寬...
: Yo mama is so fat that the stripes on her pajamas never end.
138.你媽超胖,她睡衣上的橫條紋永無止盡。
: Yo mama is so fat, Al Gore accuses her of global warning everytime she farts!
139.你媽超胖,她每次放屁高爾就會控告她造成全球暖化。
: Yo mama is so fat that she's got every caterer in the city on speed dial!
140.你媽超胖,市內每個辦桌的電話都被她設了快速撥號。
caterer 指的是籌辦宴會的人。可以想像成籌辦流水席的人。
: Yo mama's so fat that when she goes on a scale, it shows her own phone
: number.
141.你媽超胖,當她站上體重計時會顯示她的電話號碼。
: Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't need the internet - she's worldwide.
142.你媽超胖,她不需要網際網路,她遍佈全世界。
這裡的 worldwide 衍生自 world wide web (簡稱 WWW)。
對一般使用瀏覽器瀏覽網路的人來說,WWW 的世界等同於網路。
: Yo mama's so fat that when she goes on a scale, it reads "lose some weight".
143.你媽超胖,當她站上體重計時,讀數會顯示「去減肥」。
: Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't get dreams, she gets movies!
144.你媽超胖,她得到的不是夢想,而是自己的電影。
: Yo mama's so fat that when she walks, she changes the earth's rotation!
145.你媽超胖,她走路能改變地球的自轉。
: Yo mama is so fat that she uses the entire country of Mexico as her tanning
: bed.
146.你媽超胖,她拿整個墨西哥當日光浴床。
日光浴床:http://s1.djyimg.com/i6/81006112618836--ss.jpg
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推 :XDDDD1F 02/13 18:24
推 :雖然沒全看完,還是推一下2F 02/13 18:25
推 :辛苦惹...3F 02/13 18:27
→ :37頁...4F 02/13 18:31
→ :沒全看完 可是翻譯辛苦了5F 02/13 18:50
推 :註解詳細!6F 02/13 18:55
推 :這應該是第三篇翻譯了 也是翻得妥善律最高的 辛苦了!7F 02/13 18:57
推 :29 應該是指唱聲樂高音的人都很胖,yomama 胖到大家都聽的到8F 02/13 19:01
推 :好累!讚!9F 02/13 19:19
推 :你媽超胖,她佔據這篇文章37頁10F 02/13 22:13
推 :這篇翻的比之前自以為糾正文讚XDDDDDDDDD11F 02/14 02:42
推 :推這篇精美翻譯,然後樓上怎麼不自己翻一篇來看看?12F 02/14 03:03
推 :好色龍生氣惹(抖)13F 02/14 03:09
推 :推用心 龍大息怒14F 02/14 03:42
推 :推15F 02/14 06:23
推 :不會煮飯也能分辨東西好不好吃吧? 被寵壞了嗎你?16F 02/14 11:42
推 :有時候想想其實也不見得是媽媽胖,可能只是家族裡有巨人體質17F 02/14 12:28
推 :翻得真好!18F 02/14 12:50
推 :29是說他媽媽的寬度連音速都要跑很久吧
推 :29是說他媽媽的寬度連音速都要跑很久吧
推 :吼,幹是胖夠了沒啊20F 02/14 13:19
推 :這個翻譯更好21F 02/14 13:30
推 :翻譯推22F 02/14 16:55
推 :辛苦啦23F 02/14 17:26
推 :翻得極好!!24F 02/14 18:32
推 :翻譯版版友熱情推!25F 02/14 19:10
推 :看到9X才發現開燈有註解Q_Q害我從看26F 02/14 23:03
推 :辛苦啦!!!@@27F 02/15 03:05
推 :超好笑!!28F 02/15 09:03
推 :比巨人族還誇張XDDDDDDDDDD29F 02/15 09:20
推 :94的梗應該就是比正常人多一半吧?30F 02/15 21:32
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